Shoot me now...

Dec 16, 2007 16:52

And I won't have to go through hell for the next two days as I take math tests. To be fair, I have been studying. A little. Just mildly. XP In advanced math, I'm up to chapter 8, which means 8, 9, 10 and one other chapter to go. I've looked through the practice test and I can do at least....3 problems. XP And for Calculus, I was very happy to find that I have notes on most of the chapters except ONE (which is weird because I should've written up notes, but I guess not?) so I haven't been anxiously worrying. Plus one chapter had less sections that I needed to know than I thought. So SCORES. Instead of FIVE full chapters, I only need to know 4 and two sections. :D And I've already skimmed through one chapter and two sections... And chapter 16 was the chapter I did good in (YAY TO THAT 83. XP) so not TOO worried. And why am I rambling about SCHOOL here? How is that at all interesting? ~_~

I've been watching Stand Up while studying. Surprisingly I managed to get up to Episode 9. ...Then again, I spent most of YESTERDAY procrastinating my ass off. I'm surprised I even lifted a finger to touch my textbook with my ass so embedded on my chair that I'm sure it's molded to conform to my ass... print. ~_~;;

Look! One more minute till jehols!!! *waits* ... I wonder what'll be posted today! :DD This wait - IT'S THREE!! *refreshes* OYE! :DDDDDDDDD Looks like a good batch~! SERIOUSLY. I JUST SPENT THE LAST NEARLY AN HOUR READING THEM. *______________________* The Shige/Ryo, the one for karuchan_desu, was so awesome. And the KAT-TUN one where Nakamaru and Jin get stuck in a weird universe? Awesome. :DDDD

Um. Also! This popped up on my LJ f-list while I was writing this up so~~~ Possibility of a 2007 Fandom Awards?? :DDD *excited* I'd love to see what pops up. :DDDD

Lastly, because the last time I posted our plot ideas, they were totally well received... So...

*Context. I kept typoing Tego as Teog. Thus...*
partypaprika: teog...that's awesome
partypaprika: i feel like that name needs to be put to good use
tinyangl: ahahah
tinyangl: like what?
partypaprika: i'm not quite sure
partypaprika: but it's just so....idk awesome
partypaprika: teog
partypaprika: maybe a monster
tinyangl: ahahaah!!
tinyangl: weird
partypaprika: ARRRGGHHH
tinyangl: "CALL ME TEOG"
tinyangl: ..."Tegoshi, no."
partypaprika: AHAHAHAHA
partypaprika: AHAHAH:LSDKFHSDhf
tinyangl: "TEOGGGG!!! GRRR!!!"
partypaprika: SKDFJHSD:KFHSD:LKF
tinyangl: "TEGOSHI, SIT DOWN AND STOP WAVING AROUND A PILLOW"
partypaprika: AM DYING
partypaprika: S:LDFHS"DLKF
partypaprika: PUT THE KETCHUP DOWN
tinyangl: *ahahaha!!
partypaprika: YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
tinyangl: EXACTLY.
partypaprika: OMG
partypaprika: IS GENIUS
tinyangl: "BUT TEOG IS I?!"
tinyangl: "....No, Tegoshi. TEOG you are not"
partypaprika: "WHAT THE FUCK TEGOSHI?"
partypaprika: "STOP BITING MY ARM"
tinyangl: AHAHA!!!
tinyangl: "GRR. YOU ARE TASTY."
tinyangl: "Hmm... Really tasty"
tinyangl: *squeak*
tinyangl: how it turns to porn i dun know
...And no, I have no idea who we were envisioning as that second person. I know who I was thinking of. *coughSHIGEcough*

*No idea what brought this about.*
tinyangl: TEGOPI WITH PHONE SEX IS AWKWARD
partypaprika: yeah?
partypaprika: ahah
tinyangl: I CAN JUST IMAGINE TEOGSHI GOINW HAT?
partypaprika: IMAGINE IT GOING WORNG
partypaprika: WRONG
tinyangl: EXACTLY.
partypaprika: LIKE TEGO TRIPS OVER THE CHAIR
tinyangl: LIKE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
tinyangl: AHAHAH!!
partypaprika: "HOLD UP," HE CRIES "I NEED TO FIND SOME BAND AIDS"
partypaprika: "BUT KEEP RUNNING YOUR FINGERS UP AND DOWN MY CHEST"
tinyangl: AHAHAHA
partypaprika: "I CAN FEEL THEM"
tinyangl: LOLOLOLOL
partypaprika: or when tegoshi starts, he's chewing gum
tinyangl: oh gawd. oh gawd.
partypaprika: and he tells yamapi that he's chewing seductively
tinyangl: AHAHAHA. HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
partypaprika: and so he's playing with the gum, and then he's like " I'm running my fingers through my hair."
partypaprika: ..............
partypaprika: i feel that needs no further explanation of where it's going
tinyangl: .........
partypaprika: "YES...I'M TRACING MY FINGERS DOWN MY NECK--OH, THEY SEEM TO BE CAUGHT IN A KNOT." *tug tug* "I THINK IT'S STUCK. PI I'M STUCK!"
tinyangl: AHAHAHAHAH!
tinyangl: ALENA. I LOVE YOU.
partypaprika: ahaha
partypaprika: and yamapi comes in from the next room
tinyangl: LOL
partypaprika: "Here's the peanut butter."
tinyangl: PEANUT BUTTER?
partypaprika: "Oh Pi, you're so smart!"
tinyangl: ..............
tinyangl: LOL.
partypaprika: "well... after last time. Can't you find something else to chew on?"
partypaprika: peanut butter
partypaprika: you don't know?
partypaprika: it gets gum out of hair
..The moral of the story? Don't chew gum while you're having phonesex? o.O

*This next one just HAS to be written. Like seriously. If you can write this (or convince Rhey to do it because I think she said she was going to), then you can have my SPLEEN, ORGANS. WHATEVER. *___________________________*
4_03_am: thats really cu--oh you know what i want? chairsex *____*
tinyangl: OMG. THAT'D BE HOT.
tinyangl: BACKSTAGE
tinyangl: BACKSTAGE BACKSTAGE BACKSTAGE.
4_03_am: ahahah
tinyangl: IN BETWEEN SOMETHING.
tinyangl: OMG, JIN SURPRISES YAMAPI AT A CONCERT.
tinyangl: @.@
4_03_am: ALL QUICK AND RUSHED
4_03_am: kajdhakjs
tinyangl: YESSSS.
4_03_am: oh oh
4_03_am: like ok
4_03_am: MC...
tinyangl: MC?
4_03_am: so right after MC its pi's solo lets say
tinyangl: uh-huh
4_03_am: so he gets off the stage first before the others
4_03_am: so he has to go change
4_03_am: in the changing room, jin ambushes him
4_03_am: and JKAHSKJHSJK
tinyangl: of course!
tinyangl: OMG. THAT'D BE SO HOT.
4_03_am: like, pi walks into the room, whistling the tune to his solo, with a spring in his step...
tinyangl: of course.
4_03_am: he enters picks up his change of costumes and enters the changing room, the unsuspecting victim that he is...
tinyangl: YES.
4_03_am: and befor ehe knows anything, he is pulled and THROWN into the chair
4_03_am: and
4_03_am: and
4_03_am: he looks up, startled, just in time to see jin pounce on him
tinyangl: YES.
4_03_am: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS MANHANDLING?!" he demands
tinyangl: and yamapis' about to complain but Jin is already acting.
tinyangl: AHAHA.
4_03_am: but all he gets is a tongue in his mouth and hands in his hair and jin in his lap
tinyangl: yessss... @.@
4_03_am: and pi's body reacts automatically and arches into jin's and he is kissing jin back, hard and slick and his thoughts are regressing somewhere in the back of his mind, but in some sudden burst of clarity he rmemebers where he is and that hes up in like three more minutes, any second, a staff lady will come to call him for stand by and UGH JIN, what is that thing he's doing with his hands on
4_03_am: yamapi's hipbone...
tinyangl: o.o hot.
4_03_am: so yamapoi manages to break off the kiss and pushes jin back a little so he can speak and jin is breathless and a bit startled
tinyangl: of courseeeee
4_03_am: and then what?
tinyangl: um.. Jin tells him to shut up, sit down and let me do this already, right?
4_03_am: yes
tinyangl: And then Yamapi is about to say that he has to frigging perform and jin shouldn't have come and WHAT WAS HE EVEN DOING THERE?!
tinyangl: But jin has to tackle him again. @.@
tinyangl: And this time his hands act quicker as it is
4_03_am: OH OH
4_03_am: OH
4_03_am: listen...
tinyangl: hmm?
4_03_am: the chair
4_03_am: THE CHAIR
tinyangl: yes?
4_03_am: it topples back
tinyangl: OOOOH
tinyangl: WHEN HE TACKLES HIM THE SECOND TIME?
4_03_am: and luckily, pi doesn't hit his head on the floor
4_03_am: YES THEN
4_03_am: and pi is about to be all "WHAT THJE FUCK, THAT HURT, YOU ASSHOLE!" but jin is already unbuckling pi's belt and slipping a hand in
tinyangl: yessssss
tinyangl: hot
4_03_am: and pi has to stop mid tirade and just moan and JIN, ugh not now JIN i have to-- but jin's mouth is on his gaian and all other complaints are suppressed and...
tinyangl: and thennnnn...
4_03_am: STAFF LADY
tinyangl: AHAHAHA
4_03_am: yamashita-kun, youre up in two minutes, please stand by...
tinyangl: GUH
4_03_am: and yamapi is all mmmph jin, ugh let me breathe...hurry the hell up i have to go--
tinyangl: YEEESSSSS...
4_03_am: and jin moves his hand faster, and grinds into pi for good measure and pi reallizes just how hard jin is and decides to reciprocate jin's movement and
4_03_am: jin is doing this thing with his tongue in the hollow of pi's clavicle and pi arches up a little and that is enough to make jin come and pi follows soon after
tinyangl: yes! He should've done that earlier.. smart.
tinyangl: guh.
4_03_am: minute and 13 seconds left til he has to be up on stage
tinyangl: yes
tinyangl: and yamapi still has to change. @.@
4_03_am: so he shoves jin off and jin has this goofy look on his face, all content and satisfied
4_03_am: and yamapi is all irritated and ugh damn you youre lucky i have to go now but youre gunna pay for that later
tinyangl: hehehe
4_03_am: and jin is like whatever you say uh-huh with a cheshire-cat grin
tinyangl: hehehe
4_03_am: and pi changes clothes quickly and is about to leave the room when jin grabs him by the wrist and kisses him, soft and slow, just lips
4_03_am: and says good luck
tinyangl: awwwwwww
4_03_am: and leaves and pi is a little taken aback, but the lady comes back to call him and he runs on stage and gives the best performance he can give and THE END [sex later]

*I started out asking for Tegopi. :DDDDD*
4_03_am: news goes to the beach on their day off and its sunset and theyre playing around in the water and ryo says some childish thing or other to shige and and now shige retaliates with a half scathing remark that noone expected from him, and after being stunned or a few seconds, shige realizes what hes said and tries to getout of the water quickly enough before ryo can do him harm and before he can run
tinyangl: yowch
4_03_am: away ryo is on his tail and koyama is behind him cuz he doesn't think if shige gets hurt, and hes sure that ryo would hurt shige
4_03_am: that hed be abe to continue performing their duet
4_03_am: on stage
4_03_am: and massu sees food int he distance...some italian ices and runs for that
tinyangl: o.o
4_03_am: and WHY IS THIS A ryoshige RATHER THAN WHAT YOU ASKED?!?!?
tinyangl: I KNOW.
tinyangl: i'ms taring at it going...
tinyangl: um...
tinyangl: didn't i say TEGOPI
4_03_am: what i intended was that tegopi are left in the water
tinyangl: i actually scrolled up THREE times to double check
4_03_am: by theselves
tinyangl: *laughing*
4_03_am: to uhm, i dnno, watch the sunset or soemthing
4_03_am: i am really bad im sorry
tinyangl: *laughs* *pat pats*
tinyangl: that's okay
tinyangl: i'm fine with it
tinyangl: i'm sitill amused that it ended up being ryoshige more than anything
4_03_am: i kind of wanted ryo to stick a crab inside shige's trunks
tinyangl: AHAHAHA.
tinyangl: that's HORRIBLE. and strangely amusing but HORRIBLE.
tinyangl: and totally something he'd do
4_03_am: lololll
4_03_am: but im sorry it wasnt tegopi DDD:
4_03_am: i will try to think of something tegopi
tinyangl: *pat pats*
4_03_am: tego and pi go to the same uni and pi is tego's sempai and they are sort of part of the same social circle...
4_03_am: theres one girl in particular in their group, the smart pretty perfect one, that tego kinda has a crush on
4_03_am: but the girl is totez in love with pi
4_03_am: wait no
tinyangl: o.o
4_03_am: no no ok thats fine, yeah tego has a crush on the girl but the girl likes pi
4_03_am: and pi is just really outgoing and friendsly with everyone
tinyangl: lol!
tinyangl: :D
4_03_am: and tego thinks he has a crush on the girl because when he sees her talking with pi, them laughing like that, hands animated and everything, he sort of feels his heart skip a beat...
tinyangl: *squeak*
4_03_am: and everytime when theyre all sitting together, and pi's hand would accidentally brush hers tego feels all dokidoki
4_03_am: so hes deduced that he has a crush on the girl
tinyangl: aksl;dfjlaksdf
tinyangl: I'M SQUEAKING OVER HERE. *_______*
4_03_am: but he thinks he should give up becuce yamashita sempai is just so AMAZING AND AWESOME AND NO ONE NO ONE will be able to beat him at this sort of thing
tinyangl: ahahah!!
4_03_am: ...
4_03_am: what i just lost my train of thought
4_03_am: where the hell was i going with this
4_03_am: OH
tinyangl: LOL.
4_03_am: well, pi could be kind of like, devious here...and relaize tego's "feelings" for the girl
4_03_am: and then be like
4_03_am: ok ill help you get her
4_03_am: and tego can be like OMG WHAT
4_03_am: and yaampi will be all like, yeah well this is the stuff that you should do with her and tego is like but i have no experience in this sort of thing and blah blah
tinyangl: awwwwwwww
4_03_am: and yamapi's like ill teach you and tego is hesitent but you know, its his sempai saying this and he trusts yaampi completely
tinyangl: awwwwwww~
4_03_am: BUT HE DEOSNT KNOW THAT YAMAPI IS ONLY DOING THIS TO GET INTO HIS PANTS
tinyangl: AHAHAHAHA.
tinyangl: GO YAMAPI
tinyangl: VERY CLEVER
4_03_am: so tego agrees, and they sort of do some stuff and tego is like ok ok ok im imaginging the girl in my head gripping me like that, thats her mouth on me...but it doesn't work cuz all he can feel us yamapi's hands around him, yamapi's hot skin sliding on his own, yamapi's mouth leaving wet trails on his body
4_03_am: and just.
4_03_am: you know
tinyangl: .........
4_03_am: so by the end, tego realizes somehow or other it wasnt the girl he had a crush on, but it was yamapi and it all ends well
tinyangl: *is a puddle*
4_03_am: the end
tinyangl: ahahah
tinyangl: i love it
tinyangl: I LOVE IT.
tinyangl: I LOVE YOU.
Have I mentioned I love my friends? :DDDDDD

*Just because this was fun~*
Written by partypaprika with ARK and NewS. :D
The three members of ARK enter the rehearsal room where the various members of NewS are lying about waiting for the choreographer to show up. Rhey enters first breezing her way in and adopting an attitude of cool indifference. Kamika enters next, all smiles and waves, and before anyone knows it she and Tegoshi are giggling over in the corner, and no one’s sure which one is sitting in who’s laps, they’re just one tangled mess. Alena enters last little behind the other, and ends up tripping over the door frame and ends up sprawled on the ground. Rhey glances over from where’s Yamapi’s rapidly firing questions at her and sighs, knowing this is a daily occurrence. When she sees Kamika not making a move, she fires a blinding smile at Yamapi before she excuses herself to help Alena up from the floor.

Um. There was something.. else... OH! I started writing the Seishirou/Noriko fic...And Ahahahaa, Oh god. It's turning really weird. Well, what I have in my mind anyway. And I'm so sure my characterization is off, but yeah. XPPPP Should be done once I'm able to get back to it after studying for today. Maybe I'll even break again and write more. @.@ Who knows when it comes to me. *laughs*

Also. THE CON GOODS FOR NEWS?!?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The posters. I want. Like so badly. Shige. Or Yamapi's. Or Tego's. as;dlfkajsdlfjlskdjfas. All so good. Hi Shige. Please wear blue more often. And um... What else. Um. OH. The back? IT'S PROPER ENGLISH. WOOT. I'm uber impressed. Nothing like the Calendar. *laughs* And is it weird that I really want the notebook? Even though that logo is so awkward and strange and makes me snicker when I see it? :DDDDDDDDD Oh, I am however really sad at the lack of new songs. T.T But um. I saw the list of things and I really want a DVD because I saw "NEWS BATTLE" and I thought I wanted to die. And RyoShigeTego singing Devil or Angel? WIN. I hope they have to do the hip thrusts. :DDDDDDDDDDd I'd PAY for that fancam. Like seriously. PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. *__________________________*

am i really a math major?, reccing those who deserve it, news is made of so much awesome, my friends are completely awesome, je has taken over my brain, stand up!, ark, je fandom is the best, yukan club is made of crack

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