Yet another interesting night at Crow's
St. Patricks day started off innocent but as we all know nothing stays that way at Crow's. Once everyone showed up and the alcohol was brought out the night went from innocent to erotic in about 2.5 seconds. Here are a few rules when drinking at Crow's:
1. Never spill alcohol... it is almost as punishable as spilling Pepsi... you will be hurt
2. Kim's shot glass is her shot glass... those who impead upon it will be shot on spot.
3. Tiffy's a funny drunk... get enough alcohol in her and the night will be raging great
4. Tory loves SoCo try to take it and she will eat you alive... people go good with SoCo
5. Crow is a great cook, his potatos rock and don't forget to tell him that or he won't give you anymore
6. Sheryl loves flavored Vodka but too much and it's a happy Sheryl tonight.
7. Mel again saw what would happen when left alone in a room with Crow and Sheryl... She's not complaining!
8. Mel's not crying remember that because if you're ever at Crows you will hear her.
9. No matter how much you drink if you can still walk and talk even slightly coherent you're not drunk enough.
And Finally number 10.
Trever + alcohol = One really sore but very happy Kim. Apparently alcohol for Trever is like Gingsing for Crow. I think everyone in the trailer park knows that by now.
Abide by these rules and drinking at Crow's should be an all out interesting experience for everyone involved... violate these rules and you will be flogged, given a purple mushroom, and sent to the corner to think about what you have done.
1. Never spill alcohol... it is almost as punishable as spilling Pepsi... you will be hurt
2. Kim's shot glass is her shot glass... those who impead upon it will be shot on spot.
3. Tiffy's a funny drunk... get enough alcohol in her and the night will be raging great
4. Tory loves SoCo try to take it and she will eat you alive... people go good with SoCo
5. Crow is a great cook, his potatos rock and don't forget to tell him that or he won't give you anymore
6. Sheryl loves flavored Vodka but too much and it's a happy Sheryl tonight.
7. Mel again saw what would happen when left alone in a room with Crow and Sheryl... She's not complaining!
8. Mel's not crying remember that because if you're ever at Crows you will hear her.
9. No matter how much you drink if you can still walk and talk even slightly coherent you're not drunk enough.
And Finally number 10.
Trever + alcohol = One really sore but very happy Kim. Apparently alcohol for Trever is like Gingsing for Crow. I think everyone in the trailer park knows that by now.
Abide by these rules and drinking at Crow's should be an all out interesting experience for everyone involved... violate these rules and you will be flogged, given a purple mushroom, and sent to the corner to think about what you have done.