Exorcism...
Oh God, still suffering cringe worthy embarrassment as a result of my actions Saturday night - usually I laugh my drunken bafoonery off - this time I actually feel bad! And so I believe I shall write of what I did - as a kind of catharsis, an exorcism if you will... here goes...
* Drank a lot of a bottle of vodka
* Chased it with tequila
* Tried to sub a pulse (I think) Its starts to get blurry here
* Then apparently we got on a bus to attempt a public transport pub crawl (I dont remember leaving the house at all)
* I then fell over multiple times on the bus - twice crushing another person UNDER me
* I was then hauled off the bus by my Best friend while wailing like a banchee that I wanted to go to Freo with my boyfriend and friends
* Told my best friend repeatedly to get fucked
* Tried to run down the middle of Stirling hwy in the opposite direction to my home
* Pushed her INTO the hwy when she tried to stop me (arent I fun)
* Necessitated her to call her Mother (who Iv never met before) and have her come and get us
* I then switched between telling her Mother how beautiful she (and my Best friend) were to telling her to fuck off and leave me alone when I was going to yack - which I did. A lot.
* When we got to my house I was then forcibly put to bed by my friend and her mother
* I later managed to yack in my bed (how disgusting - never done that before!)
* Not satisfied with this I then climbed into my housemates bed and did the same (!)
* Im also told as some point I rang my boyfriend (he didnt have his phone on him and so didnt answer) where I left a voicemail msg that made me sound like I was being mugged and battered by a gang of knife wielding thugs!
Moral of teh Story - ARENT I SWEET!?
Serioulsy, I know we all get a few 'free passes' but this was a doooozy. Im gonna send Mel's mum some flowers!
* Drank a lot of a bottle of vodka
* Chased it with tequila
* Tried to sub a pulse (I think) Its starts to get blurry here
* Then apparently we got on a bus to attempt a public transport pub crawl (I dont remember leaving the house at all)
* I then fell over multiple times on the bus - twice crushing another person UNDER me
* I was then hauled off the bus by my Best friend while wailing like a banchee that I wanted to go to Freo with my boyfriend and friends
* Told my best friend repeatedly to get fucked
* Tried to run down the middle of Stirling hwy in the opposite direction to my home
* Pushed her INTO the hwy when she tried to stop me (arent I fun)
* Necessitated her to call her Mother (who Iv never met before) and have her come and get us
* I then switched between telling her Mother how beautiful she (and my Best friend) were to telling her to fuck off and leave me alone when I was going to yack - which I did. A lot.
* When we got to my house I was then forcibly put to bed by my friend and her mother
* I later managed to yack in my bed (how disgusting - never done that before!)
* Not satisfied with this I then climbed into my housemates bed and did the same (!)
* Im also told as some point I rang my boyfriend (he didnt have his phone on him and so didnt answer) where I left a voicemail msg that made me sound like I was being mugged and battered by a gang of knife wielding thugs!
Moral of teh Story - ARENT I SWEET!?
Serioulsy, I know we all get a few 'free passes' but this was a doooozy. Im gonna send Mel's mum some flowers!