It occurs to me that...
Obama is like snowboarding. He's hip, he's cool, all the kids love him. But I'm afraid he's going to fall getting off the lift. Or spend ages buckling up at the top of the slope and take forever to get going. And then spend all day sitting on his butt in the snow.
Clinton is like skiing. She's old school. She'll scoot smoothly off the lift and be on the slopes in seconds, just pausing to get her pole straps on. She'll rip the groomers and stay out of the tree wells. Yeah, she keeps to the marked runs, but she gets down efficiently and in one piece.
McCain is the grumpy old ski instructor guy. Yeah, he was a champ back in the day, but now he's got a bum knee and reminisces about how the resort was better when it just had a rope tow.
Clinton is like skiing. She's old school. She'll scoot smoothly off the lift and be on the slopes in seconds, just pausing to get her pole straps on. She'll rip the groomers and stay out of the tree wells. Yeah, she keeps to the marked runs, but she gets down efficiently and in one piece.
McCain is the grumpy old ski instructor guy. Yeah, he was a champ back in the day, but now he's got a bum knee and reminisces about how the resort was better when it just had a rope tow.