Jun 18, 2010 16:53
...Let's all embroider little throw cushions with modern slogans which are anti-cute,
Most household stains are removable by flame
Get far away from the nuclear explosion
Don't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Lumpy custard can't be ironed
Chuck Norris is an over-achiever
Yellow hat of rage is over there
Don't make me turn this sofa round..
Web designers do it in pixels
Get your own bitey thing
(and for the very bold) Reach-arounds for Jesus... !
what is this i don't even,
crazy friday timewasters,
original sin