Flu flu flu: OCD speaks.
The post that says it in fewest words... http://apiphile.livejournal.com/1935190.html
The government sent home a letter via the girls' school requesting sneezing cleanly and telling them what Mexico was like on your neighbours' holiday. Level two alert according to the WHO. Facts in your fist to read at home to aunty.
AT LAST A REASON TO MAKE PEOPLE STOP SPITTING IN THE STREET. So I can wear my maxidress in this hot weather KTHX.