Cumbersmaug, oh Cumbersmaug...
Amazon UK now sells Invisible Hobbit merchandise toy, er, 4" figure, er, collectable.
I have gifted three already. Go read the reviews, they are all "OMG I put it down and it's invisible WTF did it go".....
I send one to you virtually (look, there it is)for all the enjoyment and in the spirit of Cumbersmaug, that Hobbit approved holiday where you empty the pantry and check the expiry dates on the unopened condom boxes.
Later on in 2013 I intend to send Benny Carlton an iron or a gay stylist to take a proper inside leg seam measurement so that his trousers break properly (i.e. in straight speak crumple nicely over the top of the shoes at the part past the ankle before the foot APPROX ONE AND A HALF INCHES AT THE VERY VERY very MOST) and NOT LIKE THIS AAAARGH!
Oh Smaug, why are you so crinkly???