I am still talking about Stargate
S4 of SGA is consistently distressing. I think I'm not made of tough enough material to watch something as upsetting as Keller head the medical department at the moment. I am having trouble with Keller and her BEARDLESS FACE. Oh! Shocker. Here is a picture of Beckett falling down drunk.
I'm pretty sure it helps with stomaching Mallozzi's weird and confusing executive decisions. Mallozzi should be sorry. HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME.
Also, I am still watching SGU. I am still not digging SGU. I am not hating it, but I am not loving it, either. Mostly the characters are forever in distress so they are very competent at whining and having horrid attitudes. The Colonel is just Boring. Lou Diamond Phillips is still Lou Diamond Phillips from La Bamba. I am kind of fond of Eli. But a quick mental referencing between Eli and Rodney reveals that Eli is actually Rodney if Rodney was less of an egotistical jerk. And the mere thought of having to look at lovely Rodney when Rodney is INSTEAD a pleasantly goofy and humble MIT dropout displeases me enough that I had to abandon the whole notion of falling completely in love with Eli for Eli. It would just be SUBSTITUTION and unbelievably unfair to both of them.
Anyway, I love that the Ancient ship used the gas giant's gravity to fling itself toward a star. The characters all looked so panicky in next week's preview. OMG. Those expressions are new. I am pretty sure next week they will have a nice Freak Out for 45 minutes and then they will all BURN TO CINDERS. Wait, sorry. I don't have a creative license for Stargate yet but I'm working on it.
I am totally not working on it.
But if I was, I wouldn't TERMINATE 90% OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE FOURTH EPISODE. Because I use common sense. Oh wait, no I don't. Hang on, why hasn't Joe Mallozzi begged me to write for his show? Weird.
But the point is that I am not concerned for their safety. Like, the ship will probably absorb solar energy and combine it with the gas giant's atmosphere to create fuel and then OFF THEY WILL GO to be Panicky somewhere else. There's not a lot going on for these guys aside from being Panicky.
I'm pretty sure it helps with stomaching Mallozzi's weird and confusing executive decisions. Mallozzi should be sorry. HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME.
Also, I am still watching SGU. I am still not digging SGU. I am not hating it, but I am not loving it, either. Mostly the characters are forever in distress so they are very competent at whining and having horrid attitudes. The Colonel is just Boring. Lou Diamond Phillips is still Lou Diamond Phillips from La Bamba. I am kind of fond of Eli. But a quick mental referencing between Eli and Rodney reveals that Eli is actually Rodney if Rodney was less of an egotistical jerk. And the mere thought of having to look at lovely Rodney when Rodney is INSTEAD a pleasantly goofy and humble MIT dropout displeases me enough that I had to abandon the whole notion of falling completely in love with Eli for Eli. It would just be SUBSTITUTION and unbelievably unfair to both of them.
Anyway, I love that the Ancient ship used the gas giant's gravity to fling itself toward a star. The characters all looked so panicky in next week's preview. OMG. Those expressions are new. I am pretty sure next week they will have a nice Freak Out for 45 minutes and then they will all BURN TO CINDERS. Wait, sorry. I don't have a creative license for Stargate yet but I'm working on it.
I am totally not working on it.
But if I was, I wouldn't TERMINATE 90% OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE FOURTH EPISODE. Because I use common sense. Oh wait, no I don't. Hang on, why hasn't Joe Mallozzi begged me to write for his show? Weird.
But the point is that I am not concerned for their safety. Like, the ship will probably absorb solar energy and combine it with the gas giant's atmosphere to create fuel and then OFF THEY WILL GO to be Panicky somewhere else. There's not a lot going on for these guys aside from being Panicky.