I can't believe I am ACTUALLY talking about television again!
The PotW was (a) infuriating (b) oh my God, infuriating, do people honestly hang their Green banner that high uuuggh I can feel my love for industrially begotten luxuries hissing by proxy and (c) kissed by a commercially tainted rose, which is kind of awesome because it's almost like a coded message telling you not to listen to Seal since Seal is evil probably a lot more into producing commercial music than sowing wild roses. Asshole. However! House and Wilson were (a) awesome (b) oh my God, so awesome, YOUR MOJO'S RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT JUST KEEP PLAYING WITH IT nnnnngggh talk dirty some more, Wilson and (c) back to normal. I love that they are back to normal! I love that they are saying GAY THINGS to communicate their boyfriend status again and I love a bit more that Wilson is over his MISS HAVISHAM ROLEPLAY-- which, can I just say failed any which way you turn it because preserving the atmosphere of Amber's apartment aside, Wilson never wore a wedding dress? I love that House is once again stealing food off Wilson's plate. I love that Wilson is HAPPY TO OBLIGE and I LOVE THE SINCERE SMILES THAT GO HAND IN HAND WITH HOUSE'S FOOD THEFT OH GOD, LOOK, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THAT HAPPY REUNION AGAIN.
Seriously, how are they so lovely. They do their thing and I go !!!!!!! OH I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED, and then the show edits to Cameron and Chase holding hands and giving their wonderful news to Cuddy, so by thematic juxtaposition House and Wilson are TOTALLY ENGAGED. OH I am so happy for them I could toss non-toxic rose petals in the air.
I also quite liked the vending machine scene.
HOUSE: You manipulative bitch.
WILSON: SMILES.
HOUSE: Blah blah blah I LIKE TWINKIES blah blah REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY blah blah--
WILSON: Screwing with you.
HOUSE: [inside House's head] Oh my God, screwing with me.
WILSON: It needed to be done. BECAUSE THAT IS NORMAL AND WHAT AM I IF I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOJO AND YOUR NEEDS.
HOUSE: You manipulative bitch.
FATHER: Wow.
FATHER: So why isn't Wilson breaking out the ring right now?
ME: HE COULD but I think he's saving his knee for when he'll need both of them for kneeling after work. In House's apartment. Because clearly he's not keeping away from sausage anymore, SO. YOU KNOW.
FATHER: Oh, RIGHT. Of course.
Okay, but seriously. I'm thrilled they are Back. It's nice to know that for all the misery Kutner's death left in people's hearts that it is also a catalyst for the characters to examine their own lives and look for movement in positive directions. Like, as in another storyline that I don't love quite as much but it is still wonderful: Cameron and Chase are GETTING MARRIED. I hope it ACTUALLY works out so that Jesse and Jennifer can still raise beautiful babies together even if they're only raising beautiful babies together for however-many-viewers worldwide. Their offspring would be precious no matter what. OH GOD, babies. House and Wilson should have babies. I LOVE HOUSE AND WILSON SO MUCH. Also, UH, I am interested to see where they take the next episode by which I mean I hope there is a lot of crack. Because that looked like a lot of crack in the promo. If Amber wants to be the Ghost of WELCOME TO HOUSE'S HOUSE OF FANTASY HALLUCINATIONS she is more than welcome. Dude!
I also watched Heroes. "Meh" is the only thing I want to say about Heroes. BUT OH GOD HOUSE. I love when I love House enough to say I love House. It feels like I don't get to say it very often so every time I get to say I LOVE HOUSE and mean it, it is a very BIG DEAL. OH, I love House.
And uhhhh, I neglected to do that happiness meme for like four days so QUICK UPDATE here: Today's happiness is brought to you by HOUSE and not my workplace that I still wouldn't piss on in a fire. Yesterday's happiness is brought to you by sleeping in and a brand new bottle of hot sauce. The day before that I was happy it was finally the weekend and the day before THAT something nice probably happened but my long term memory is a lot more short term than any 23-year-old's has a right to be.
Seriously, how are they so lovely. They do their thing and I go !!!!!!! OH I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED, and then the show edits to Cameron and Chase holding hands and giving their wonderful news to Cuddy, so by thematic juxtaposition House and Wilson are TOTALLY ENGAGED. OH I am so happy for them I could toss non-toxic rose petals in the air.
I also quite liked the vending machine scene.
HOUSE: You manipulative bitch.
WILSON: SMILES.
HOUSE: Blah blah blah I LIKE TWINKIES blah blah REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY blah blah--
WILSON: Screwing with you.
HOUSE: [inside House's head] Oh my God, screwing with me.
WILSON: It needed to be done. BECAUSE THAT IS NORMAL AND WHAT AM I IF I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOJO AND YOUR NEEDS.
HOUSE: You manipulative bitch.
FATHER: Wow.
FATHER: So why isn't Wilson breaking out the ring right now?
ME: HE COULD but I think he's saving his knee for when he'll need both of them for kneeling after work. In House's apartment. Because clearly he's not keeping away from sausage anymore, SO. YOU KNOW.
FATHER: Oh, RIGHT. Of course.
Okay, but seriously. I'm thrilled they are Back. It's nice to know that for all the misery Kutner's death left in people's hearts that it is also a catalyst for the characters to examine their own lives and look for movement in positive directions. Like, as in another storyline that I don't love quite as much but it is still wonderful: Cameron and Chase are GETTING MARRIED. I hope it ACTUALLY works out so that Jesse and Jennifer can still raise beautiful babies together even if they're only raising beautiful babies together for however-many-viewers worldwide. Their offspring would be precious no matter what. OH GOD, babies. House and Wilson should have babies. I LOVE HOUSE AND WILSON SO MUCH. Also, UH, I am interested to see where they take the next episode by which I mean I hope there is a lot of crack. Because that looked like a lot of crack in the promo. If Amber wants to be the Ghost of WELCOME TO HOUSE'S HOUSE OF FANTASY HALLUCINATIONS she is more than welcome. Dude!
I also watched Heroes. "Meh" is the only thing I want to say about Heroes. BUT OH GOD HOUSE. I love when I love House enough to say I love House. It feels like I don't get to say it very often so every time I get to say I LOVE HOUSE and mean it, it is a very BIG DEAL. OH, I love House.
And uhhhh, I neglected to do that happiness meme for like four days so QUICK UPDATE here: Today's happiness is brought to you by HOUSE and not my workplace that I still wouldn't piss on in a fire. Yesterday's happiness is brought to you by sleeping in and a brand new bottle of hot sauce. The day before that I was happy it was finally the weekend and the day before THAT something nice probably happened but my long term memory is a lot more short term than any 23-year-old's has a right to be.