Memes Galore!
Here are the first sentences of every month of the year. Reading these, I have to say my life borders on hilariously pathetic.
January: Pirates of the Caribbean terrified me as a child.
February: You guys, I should stuff a sock in my mouth or write "LIAR" in big red letters on my forehead whenever I get the urge to express how Shawn/Lassiter is so dead to me they make House/Cameron look good.
March: I am writing a research paper addressing how governmental regulation of Internet technologies affects the participatory climate of international online fandom communities.
April: So the Internet cable guy took one look at my apartment’s wire configuration and deemed my--Jesus, just ass download speed an act of God.
May: Let's get it right out here: I was divebombed by a bird today and it clawed my head.
June: I was a commercial byproduct for the first few years of my teenage drama story, so really, I think most of you will have these songs already.
July: What a bummer.
August: Let's play a game called THE HELL is wrong with this picture?
September: Yo and hello! this is none other than...hang on..im gonna get this stupid LJ thingy right just this once if its the last thing i do...readbtwnthelies! (Wow! Ashley, you totally stole my thunder!)
October: House this week was, hmmm, From the Files of PI Guy. Byline: Where's Wilson?
November: I am roadtripping back to Smallville like nobody's business and going 100 MPH.
December: Dear Heroes, what the shit was that?
Nabbed a quiz from firthgal here.
Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Cthulu Spawn
You are really an alien thing, aren't you? I can't describe you because you are beyond. We say "left field" and you say "Krn Grth Thchrang." You are the wild card of the bunch, the unknown quantity
Demon
Ghost
Vampire
Sorceror
Incubus/Succubus
Werewolf
Which creature of the night are you?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
You know what, quiz? I didn't know what a Cthulu was, so I wikipediaed that mofo and it freaks the shit out of me. It's pretty much the spawn of Davy Jones and Chernabog from Night on Bald Mountain. AKA: a totally creepy evil thing that probably wants you to die.
Awesome. I must still be in the prepubescent stages of development because tentacles haven't sprouted from my chin yet and my complexion hasn't erupted into what appears to be pustules of rotting kelp. Is this supposed to be some kind of Doomsday thing? Like, to evolve I have to moon after some hot and brilliant stud who promises to help me with my mental afflictions but really just fucks up my head even more when he marries a walking study of douchey insecurity? What? No? Yeah, I didn't think so, either.
Nabbed from archaichaos.
List 10 fandoms that you have and see if your friends can guess the characters that you find the most attractive!
1. Smallville
2. The Office
3. Supernatural
4. House MD
5. Psych
6. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
7. 24
8. Heroes
9. Star Trek: TNG
10. Dexter
If you cannot guess 1 and 2, you're either new or not reading my journal at all. And hello, new people, by the way! :> I'm kind of a freakjob, but rest assured that the Creature of the Night quiz is totally lying because I hate wading in the ocean and I take way better care of my nails anyway.
January: Pirates of the Caribbean terrified me as a child.
February: You guys, I should stuff a sock in my mouth or write "LIAR" in big red letters on my forehead whenever I get the urge to express how Shawn/Lassiter is so dead to me they make House/Cameron look good.
March: I am writing a research paper addressing how governmental regulation of Internet technologies affects the participatory climate of international online fandom communities.
April: So the Internet cable guy took one look at my apartment’s wire configuration and deemed my--Jesus, just ass download speed an act of God.
May: Let's get it right out here: I was divebombed by a bird today and it clawed my head.
June: I was a commercial byproduct for the first few years of my teenage drama story, so really, I think most of you will have these songs already.
July: What a bummer.
August: Let's play a game called THE HELL is wrong with this picture?
September: Yo and hello! this is none other than...hang on..im gonna get this stupid LJ thingy right just this once if its the last thing i do...readbtwnthelies! (Wow! Ashley, you totally stole my thunder!)
October: House this week was, hmmm, From the Files of PI Guy. Byline: Where's Wilson?
November: I am roadtripping back to Smallville like nobody's business and going 100 MPH.
December: Dear Heroes, what the shit was that?
Nabbed a quiz from firthgal here.
Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Cthulu Spawn
You are really an alien thing, aren't you? I can't describe you because you are beyond. We say "left field" and you say "Krn Grth Thchrang." You are the wild card of the bunch, the unknown quantity
Demon
Ghost
Vampire
Sorceror
Incubus/Succubus
Werewolf
Which creature of the night are you?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
You know what, quiz? I didn't know what a Cthulu was, so I wikipediaed that mofo and it freaks the shit out of me. It's pretty much the spawn of Davy Jones and Chernabog from Night on Bald Mountain. AKA: a totally creepy evil thing that probably wants you to die.
Awesome. I must still be in the prepubescent stages of development because tentacles haven't sprouted from my chin yet and my complexion hasn't erupted into what appears to be pustules of rotting kelp. Is this supposed to be some kind of Doomsday thing? Like, to evolve I have to moon after some hot and brilliant stud who promises to help me with my mental afflictions but really just fucks up my head even more when he marries a walking study of douchey insecurity? What? No? Yeah, I didn't think so, either.
Nabbed from archaichaos.
List 10 fandoms that you have and see if your friends can guess the characters that you find the most attractive!
1. Smallville
2. The Office
3. Supernatural
4. House MD
5. Psych
6. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
7. 24
8. Heroes
9. Star Trek: TNG
10. Dexter
If you cannot guess 1 and 2, you're either new or not reading my journal at all. And hello, new people, by the way! :> I'm kind of a freakjob, but rest assured that the Creature of the Night quiz is totally lying because I hate wading in the ocean and I take way better care of my nails anyway.