Fetal flash tans and media coverage.

[tinted_glass]

Dear Italian friends of mine, please feel free to crack eggs of wisdom all over this shit. When Berlusconi called Obama handsome, young and suntanned, was something lost in translation? Because inquiring minds need to know if the Italian Prime Minister honestly believes 'American' sunlight has the magical ability to turn pasty white folks into

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[caithream]

LULZ TIMES APPROX. ONE MILLION. I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT JENSEN PIC BEFORE. OH MAN.

[tinted_glass]

MY SMALLVILLE PICTURE TROLLING HAS ACTUALLY UNEARTHED NEW JENSEN MATERIAL FOR YOU? OH LOL MAN. PERHAPS THIS DISEASE IS NOT ALL BAD? SDFKLJSLFJ.

HAHA what about these pictures here? (We shall just ignore the anonymous girls, YES. Haahaha Jensen's face in the last one and THE MIDDLE PHOTO I LIKE THE WET.)

[caithream]

HAHAHS;LDKFJLSA YES I HAVE SEEN THOSE!! UGHG;LAKLSDJF WET AND PIMPLY AND OH GOD HE IS THE MAN OF MY DREEEMZ. ♥_♥

[tinted_glass]

HAAHAASD I WILL KEEP AN EYE OUT for Jensen on your behalf then while I GOOOOD continue the expansion of my Smallville picture empire.

(I SERIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE KEPT AWAY FROM JASON TEAGUE AND SMALLVILLE ALL THIS TIME. Your sense of self-preservation must be higher than my own.)

[caithream]

UNGHAKLSDJ MY OVARIES THANK YOU. :>

(I DO NOT EVEN KNOW, OKAY. I think it's the word "Smallville," MAYBE. But. I may have to rectify this very soon. I have watched those stupid clips of him being all dumb with Lana, THE FRENCH "RESTAURANT," surprising her in Paris, ETC. I. I may be slipping.)

[tinted_glass]

That is a fine looking icon you have there. Talented man, pulling off clean-shaven AND facial hair with stunning success.

(PFFT. Okay, God. Okay. If you cave, I'm here for you, bb. I come from the land of SV experience and know time-tested remedies that can help you through your pain.) Lobotomies being one HAA I'm almost not even joking.

[postingwhore]

I didn't know Jensen and Michael were friends :P
Darn, J^2 OTP is being assaulted! :P

[tinted_glass]

Michael is friendly and flirtatious with everybody. :P
DO NOT WORRY for your J2 OTP. <3

[postingwhore]

OMFG
MICHAEL AS LEX WAS IN MY DREAM DDDDDDDDDDD: WTFWTFWTF
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Also lol J2 isn't really my OTP XD I ship them kinda only because I ship Wincest (without ever watching the show!) XD

[tinted_glass]

OH LOL. HOW KIND OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TO PICK UP MY OBSESSION LOVE FOR HIM. What was he doing? alskdfjlajf XD

Ahaha well they are very pretty together (on show or otherwise); I can understand the appeal.

[postingwhore]

Well...first he was fighting against this guy I know irl and beat him...and the guy died. :P And then there was this conspiracy/takeover/mindfuck thing, and they basically got Lex...and then they had someone who looked like Clark come and rape him so that it'd hurt him. XD; And then they took him away on the baby plane (mpreg??? IDEK D:D)

[tinted_glass]

HAHAHA WHAT. I wouldn't mind that dream. :>>!!! Which just goes to show how fucked in the head I am for Clark/Lex and all the angsty dysfunction surrounding them in canon anyway UNF. (Also lol baby plane OH GOOOOD the amount of mpreg for this pairing is ridiculous USUALLY ALIEN!CLARK IS THE ONE WHO IS PREGGERS BUT The overflow must have crept into your dreams?)