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Mandos Release Form, Stage 1A
NAME: tintawen burrows
RESIDENCE: sage ln, buckland
MARITAL STATUS (check one):
[X] single
[ ] married
[ ] imprisoned
[ ] willingly enslaved (hot cha cha)
[ ] involved slut
[ ] "partnered," but employed by Disney and/or Southerners
CHILDREN? N
If YES, #: 0
If YES, names and ages: N/A
If YES, names of the children you actually want: N/A
REASON REQUESTING RESURRECTION:
[ ] war will be lost in absence
[ ] am famous Maia not finished conquering unspeakable evil
[ ] wife and 20 kids will starve, blah blah, or related excuse
[ ] too pretty to die
[ ] heirless/usurped royalty
[ ] revenge
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy."
[X] other (please describe): have been turned into a cow by powers that be? and asked theoden to kill me so i could turn back into a hobbit.
BODY:
[ ] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[X] halfling
[ ] non-humanoid (describe: __________________________)
[ ] Michael J. Fox
[ ] other:
NECESSARY REPAIRS OR ALTERATIONS:
hole in head, via shot to head. needs to be turned BACK into something other than cow.
CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA: calah
FAVORITE COLOR (check one): [ ] blue [X] yellow
AFFILIATION:
[X] good
[ ] evil
[ ] cult (which: ___________________________)
[ ] neutral chaotic
PETS (if any): horse named king
# OF TIMES PET(S) HAS TRIED TO MURDER FAMILY MEMBER, SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ DESTROY TOKYO/ EAT A WORLD LEADER/ START INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT/ OTHER ATROCITY/ACT OF MERCY: n/a
DESCRIBE: n/a
NAME OF GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PET POODLE: stinky poo poo my darling little doggie poos... or atleast, that's what she called him in my presence.
BRAND OF SAID POODLE'S FLEA COLLAR: Flee Fleas!
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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES:
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NAME: tintawen burrows
RESIDENCE: sage ln, buckland
MARITAL STATUS (check one):
[X] single
[ ] married
[ ] imprisoned
[ ] willingly enslaved (hot cha cha)
[ ] involved slut
[ ] "partnered," but employed by Disney and/or Southerners
CHILDREN? N
If YES, #: 0
If YES, names and ages: N/A
If YES, names of the children you actually want: N/A
REASON REQUESTING RESURRECTION:
[ ] war will be lost in absence
[ ] am famous Maia not finished conquering unspeakable evil
[ ] wife and 20 kids will starve, blah blah, or related excuse
[ ] too pretty to die
[ ] heirless/usurped royalty
[ ] revenge
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy."
[X] other (please describe): have been turned into a cow by powers that be? and asked theoden to kill me so i could turn back into a hobbit.
BODY:
[ ] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[X] halfling
[ ] non-humanoid (describe: __________________________)
[ ] Michael J. Fox
[ ] other:
NECESSARY REPAIRS OR ALTERATIONS:
hole in head, via shot to head. needs to be turned BACK into something other than cow.
CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA: calah
FAVORITE COLOR (check one): [ ] blue [X] yellow
AFFILIATION:
[X] good
[ ] evil
[ ] cult (which: ___________________________)
[ ] neutral chaotic
PETS (if any): horse named king
# OF TIMES PET(S) HAS TRIED TO MURDER FAMILY MEMBER, SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ DESTROY TOKYO/ EAT A WORLD LEADER/ START INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT/ OTHER ATROCITY/ACT OF MERCY: n/a
DESCRIBE: n/a
NAME OF GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PET POODLE: stinky poo poo my darling little doggie poos... or atleast, that's what she called him in my presence.
BRAND OF SAID POODLE'S FLEA COLLAR: Flee Fleas!
--------------DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE--------------
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
NOTES:
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