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[tinsoldiered]

Rose Bloom count as a female?

[kingofstories]

HAH. She counts as something.

[tinsoldiered]

Yes. Something. But hopefully female enough to redeem my masculinity. There are legends - just legends, mind you, that she's in possession of a vagina.

[kingofstories]

Not just legends, sunshine. And unless Rosie herself has given you permission to insult her womanhood, I'm going to ask you to desist from mentioning her unmentionables.

[tinsoldiered]

How many people do you think she's actually given that special permission to?

Relax. We're friends. Sort of.

[kingofstories]

With Rose you sorta know when she's not clawing your eyes out.

Oh. Understood. Me too. Well. She steals money out of my wallet, and yells when not enough's in there. I think we call it friendship.

[tinsoldiered]

So far, the eyes are in tact.

I buy her booze and chicken nuggets. In exchange, she helps me cheat Napoleon out of money. I don't know if I'm a friend or an enabler.

[kingofstories]

You buy her booze, not narcotics.

I give her money. I think it's worse.

[tinsoldiered]

I don't know if "giving" and "stealing" are really synonymous.

[kingofstories]

Oh, sometimes it's giving. Saves her going through my stuff.

[tinsoldiered]

Thoughtful.

[kingofstories]

Considering she found stuff she wasn't supposed to, it's always a plus.

Besides. If I give her money, she doesn't end up in my apartment, and eating all my food.

[tinsoldiered]

She eats things that aren't pizza or chicken nuggets?

[kingofstories]

She does. Strange to say, she manages to eat everything I buy.

[tinsoldiered]

Learn something new every day, I guess.

[kingofstories]

Why exactly you watching Celine Dion? She's injured.You can get the remote away from her.