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[wentupthehill]

Audra wants cookies!

[tinsoldiered]

Well, she hasn't been up here yet (or she's purposefully avoiding my door), so if you want anything let me know?

Unless you want some of my cookies, but I don't know many people who like the lemon cookies as much as I do.

[wentupthehill]

Hm well if she comes up, a box of tagalongs. But if she doesn't, I could totally eat all your lemon cookies. I mean. Not all. You know. Some.

[tinsoldiered]

Hahaha, all right, tagalongs it is.

But you know, I don't really need a whole two boxes of lemon cookies. If you want, you can have at them. I don't mind.

[wentupthehill]

Mmm peanut butter and chocolate.

Oh no no! I so can't eat all your cookies. That would be so bad. I'd go into a diabetic coma.

[tinsoldiered]

I've never actually tried those. Are they any good?

Really? From lemon cookies? I didn't realize girl scout cookies could be so deadly.

[wentupthehill]

Oh man they're totally orgasmic.

Well eating boxes full of any kind of cookies would probably do that. Hey at least they're not made of real girl scout.

[tinsoldiered]

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That good huh?

You know, a couple years ago I was at the grocery store and I found some ice cream that was 'girl scout flavored.' Not girl scout cookie flavored. Just girl scout. It makes you wonder.

[wentupthehill]

Oh god yes. I always buy at least 5 boxes. Not that I eat those all at once.

Wow, that's really gross. I bet they totally ground up and freeze girl scouts.

[tinsoldiered]

Well the boxes are kind of small... just kidding, of course. But it's pretty easy to go through a whole box.

It must be some kind of underground operation. Who knows the millions of girl scouts who gave their lives to be a tasty dessert.

[wentupthehill]

Yeah I usually eat 3 in one sitting, and then save the other two boxes for later. I'm such a heifer. Oh well!

That's like how they put crack in krispy kreme donuts. They always keep that stuff a secret. Now I want donuts.

[tinsoldiered]

I doubt that. I know a lot of people who would probably do the same thing.

Krispy Kreme? I've ... haven't had those either, I don't think. Are they like dunkin donuts?

Now I want donuts, too.

[wentupthehill]

They know how good they are, which is why they only put like 10 in a box and charge an arm and a leg for them. But you're probably right.

....... you've never had krispy kreme? Oh my god. Well, mostly they're just glazed, if you get the original, but they are. There's crack in the donuts I swear. I am so getting you hot fresh krispy kreme donuts because it is a travesty to not know what they taste like.

[tinsoldiered]

That's so true. Didn't they use to be like, 3$ a box? Now they're like... what? Nearly 5$? And we keep shelling the money out anyway.

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Well, um, all right then. I mean, can't say no to an offer like that.

[wentupthehill]

Yup totally. It's highway robbery, and they use cute little girls with big bright faces to make you feel bad if you don't. Sigh.

I am so getting you a box! I'll bring it by tonight or tomorrow if you want.

[tinsoldiered]

It's a great strategy. I mean, my compulsive cookie-buying has to be proof.

Oh, um, All right, that'd be great.