An Open Letter to the Rest of the Country

[tinsoldier]

Dear people who live from the comfort of middle America, soft couches, and places where you've never had to worry about where the next round might come from,

If you've never had to:

• know what a Mozambique triple tap is and why it's important to land that last round center mass;
• dump out you boots the next morning to avoid being bitten by something

Comments

[jeadra]

*hugs*
You're awesome, and I'm lucky to have you as a friend.

[martinhesselius]

Slaps, Pulls, Observes, Releases, Taps, Squeezes...
And pray the fscking thing's now unjammed.
(Have been lucky, been rarely shot at)

[johnny101]

I can't say I really understood the mass celebrations either. This isn't the end of anything. It is, at best, a chip from a boulder. :/

[gislebertus]

. . ....then you don't get to dictate to me if I should celebrate or not about the death of another human being. . .Kindly fuck off and keep your celebrations to yourself.

. . .and, of course, you don't get to dictate to anyone else, either. You do your thing, they do theirs. That's the way the world works, ideally.

All of which is respectfully submitted.