I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious.
I was watching the TV and I saw a girl wearing that damn "It's all realative in WV" t-shirt. Har Har Har. Why are people making fun of WV when there is a NJ, there just isn't getting enough crappy t-shirts if you ask me. I want a t-shirt that says "West Virginia isn't stupid...you're stupid" or some other phrase that is equal in wit. Wit I tell you!
Now, I'm going to talk about my goldfish. As some of you may remember from my art show, I had two gold fish in a coffee pot. Sprinkle and Jimmy...Jimmy and Sprinkle....two peas in a pod, two fish in a bowl and so on. Spinkle met her demise over Thanksgiving break, when her water change was too much for her. She gave 3 last quick swirls around the fish bowl before gracefully floating to the top. I was there when she passed and I cried. Mike laughed, but I could tell he was hurting, too. Mom was so gracious to help Sprinkle to her watery grave and then she shall reach fishy heaven. At least I think she'll go to fishy heaven...if one exists. *pensive pause*
Jimmy, however, is as alive as ever. I'm in awe of how he can put on a happy face after the loss. I think he does need another companion, and I was thinking about putting his info in the personals. It's the lonely nights that really get him down. He starts overeating flakes and then freaks out in his bowl. Anyways, this is how I was thinking the ad should go:
Single Gold Male looking for Female with a zest for life. I love swimming around my bowl and making kissy faces. Hopefully we can make kissey faces together. 304-982-8273. Ask for Jimmy the Lovefish.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Rest In Peace Sprinkle.
Now, I'm going to talk about my goldfish. As some of you may remember from my art show, I had two gold fish in a coffee pot. Sprinkle and Jimmy...Jimmy and Sprinkle....two peas in a pod, two fish in a bowl and so on. Spinkle met her demise over Thanksgiving break, when her water change was too much for her. She gave 3 last quick swirls around the fish bowl before gracefully floating to the top. I was there when she passed and I cried. Mike laughed, but I could tell he was hurting, too. Mom was so gracious to help Sprinkle to her watery grave and then she shall reach fishy heaven. At least I think she'll go to fishy heaven...if one exists. *pensive pause*
Jimmy, however, is as alive as ever. I'm in awe of how he can put on a happy face after the loss. I think he does need another companion, and I was thinking about putting his info in the personals. It's the lonely nights that really get him down. He starts overeating flakes and then freaks out in his bowl. Anyways, this is how I was thinking the ad should go:
Single Gold Male looking for Female with a zest for life. I love swimming around my bowl and making kissy faces. Hopefully we can make kissey faces together. 304-982-8273. Ask for Jimmy the Lovefish.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Rest In Peace Sprinkle.