from my Aunt
WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank vodka tonics with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank vodka tonics with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The End