well except for that last one

[tinpra]

it's downright gravy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, tinpra sent to me...

Twelve movies drumming
Eleven cats piping
Ten browncoats a-leaping
Nine apologetics reading
Eight res a-sleeping
Seven books a-writing
Six dragons a-singing
Five gi-i-i-ilmore girls
Four wuthering heights
Three martha wells
Two veronica mars
...and a worship in a mythology.