Yearbook writeup
The following is the writeup that I have submitted to the yearbook committee/Aegis. I decided to share it for the sheer randomness/insanity in it. Enjoy! XD
[Disclaimer: I did not write this, I merely edited this for grammar.]
"The world is full of all kinds of people who tend to fall into categories like hip, geeky, and sociable. There are even those who fall into the category of people who like to put others into stereotypes. There is one girl, however, who can't be placed into these groups. People who have tried to do so will warn you that it will only mean pain. They have tried to group her with girls who lavishly spend money and gossip about others, but she struck their backs with her bare hands each time they did, and with a force that would rival a swung street sign. She has interests that would send chills down the spines of these so-called “manly men.” Her actions in preserving the environment would make Captain Planet shed tears of profound joy and her thriftiness would let her accumulate enough wealth to end world hunger. Her readiness to do anything (especially those involving food) would make the A-Team look like the Old-Team. Is it truth or fiction? Could such a woman among women really exist that would transcend the bounds of a global culture full of stereotypes and stereotyping people? The truth is as what you have read and those who share a bond of friendship with her are those who believe the reality before their eyes. What about you? Can you accept the Truly Incredible Nature of Tin?"