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[tinminiskirt]

What the f-

...

Goddammit.

I don't know who did this, but whoever you are you have about ten seconds to undid it before I personally murder you with a rusty butter knife.

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[kennedy_san]

...

[tinminiskirt]

Took you this long to notice?

1/2

[kennedy_san]

....

2/2

[kennedy_san]

... So. I'll be in my room. Let me know when all this weird stuff boils over.

He doesn't know what to do xD. To flirt or not to flirt-- he's picking to stay alive

[tinminiskirt]

...okay, seriously, am I scaring everyone into hidng or what?

[kennedy_san]

Whatever it is, it might be contagious. I don't take chances with infectious diseases.

Ahehe, oh, crap, I look like an idiot in front of Wesker now.

Wesker was a kid, Chris is part-dog, you're another person... with my luck, I'd turn into a girl if I stay near anyone too long.

Do not want.

[tinminiskirt]

I'm actually pretty sure it came out of those presents. So you're safe unless you suddenly become stupid enough to open a random gift lying on the sidewalk.

Psh, nice one, Captain Hormone.

Oh, c'mon. You know you'd be a babe.

[kennedy_san]

.... so, uh is that how you had this happen?

It's not hormones. A man's allowed to look a bit wtf when he sees you like you are, alright?

Oh, I know. I wouldn't deny it, and I wasn't. I just don't want to be one. Am quite happy with my biological and perceived gender agreeing.

[tinminiskirt]

It's my best guess - I mean, it sounds like that's what happened to Chris. And Sister seems dumb enough to accept Greeks bearing gifts, doesn't she?

I was joking, there~. I'm still wtf'ing myself. No worries.

Well, tch, that's boring.

[kennedy_san]

So, her doing something affected you? Not just you doing something on your own?

... I better not make Elena angry.

als;kdjfa;sljkdf I need to take jokes better, seriously. How long does it last?

Sorry to disappoint, babe, but it's not my responsibility to keep you entertained. But I'd imagine Grif's not all keen on cuddling someone who looks like his sister.

lol

[tinminiskirt]

That's how the whole bodyswitch thing tends to work. One person is a dumbass, and the switchee has to deal with it, too.

Elena?

Like I said, no worries. Both Joker and The Joker have told me I have a delightful sense of humor - I'll let that factoid stand on its own. Just bear in mind that forty percent of what I say to you? Is teasing.

What? It's NOT?! Filth and lies! ...Yeah, he's freaked out by it and so am I, so the cuddling and such is on hold for now.

stfu