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Y’know, nothing teaches a person humility like being trounced by a guy with a wooden sword. Ow…

I think I got in a fair number of good hits, anyway. Not as many as I was on the receiving end of, but still. Warren, I’ll remember to work on my stance for next time.

Speaking of scrapes and bruises, how many people here know someone (in Purg or at home)

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[kennedy_san]

Someone I wanna beat the crap out of here or in my world?

Got a list? Just kidding, I already killed the majority of them ♥

[tinminiskirt]

Remind me never to get on your bad side. ♥

[kennedy_san]

You couldn't ♥

[tinminiskirt]

I dunno, I can be a pretty terrible person when I work at it~.

[kennedy_san]

I'm your Zen Cowboy, remember?

[tinminiskirt]

That...sounds like the title of a really bad martial arts-slash-Western vid.

I could never forget. 's why I love you, after all.

[kennedy_san]

And we have you to credit for its development.

Just because I'm laid back? Your priorities, I wonder about them.

Just kidding. You know we're the biggest dorks in Purg for talking to each other like this when you're just a few rooms over.

[tinminiskirt]

The sad thing is, I'd totally watch it if it existed.

Hey, I'm not used to meeting laid-back people. It was always, "FOCUS ON THE MISSION, WILLIAMS," or "GO DIE IN A FIRE, WILLIAMS" or "I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION, FLESH PUPPET."

Having you around is a nice change.

Yeah, we pretty much are. Want me to head over and talk to you, silly?

[kennedy_san]

Really? You're way more open-minded than I am.

Flesh puppet? Nice, that's a new one. I'm surprised, usually laid back guys end up balancing out the driven ones in operations-- or maybe it's just where I'm from. Law of the universe and all that?

Nah, I'll come to see you. You have a tired thing going on :)

[tinminiskirt]

As a general rule, I like bad movies. Have you ever seen Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Because if you haven't, you should.

Law of most universes, as far as I can tell. That last one was Sovereign, my favorite ancient synthetic death machine. Wish I'd had time to take him apart before Shepard nuked me.

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[kennedy_san]

I stopped watching Santa Claus movies after I was like seven, babe. Now, Martians. Wow... well, in your case, Martians might be a reality, right?

...Shepard nuked you? This just happens everyday, I'm sure...

Hey, aren't you red team? Why're you all black and blue? :P

it's a real movie, too. XD

[tinminiskirt]

So did I, but SCCtM is epic. Possibly the worst vid ever made. (People like me get a kick out of really lame stuff.) No martians in Citadel space, but we've got turians, salarians, asari, elcor, krogan, volus, hanar, and batarians.

He left me behind on Virmire to keep Sovereign's grunts from deactivating the nuke we were using to blow that sonofabitch up.

...it was a good reason. I'm not (very) angry at him.

OHOHO, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

Now, if they made one with Santa battling martian zombies? ok, I'd watch it...

[kennedy_san]

... Salarymen? We have those in my world.

...Wait, you were on a suicide mission?

Not considering quitting my day job, but I'd suggest you find a new hobby, babe ♥

dude, YES

[tinminiskirt]

...I have a feeling I'm going to have to do some more drawing to get you to understand what a salarian is.

It didn't start out that way, but yeah. At the end, Shepard had to chose someone to stay behind and die.

Hey, don't mess with me. Warren says I'm going to be a wise warrior. The injuries are part of my trainng~.