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 Smiley, too - good for him. No matter what he says, I know he won't be back. Too nice a guy for that, and frankly, I'm glad. Not like I'm not going to miss him, but it's better that he's home with Turk and Elliot than here.

...God, I think I just said something optimistic. Alert the presses.

Well, the flower's nice. I'll have to find a vase for it

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Doc is not a nice doctor. He tried to feed me to Tuckers alien baby.

Who is Deckard? Is it a Pokemon card? I used to collect those. They had nice pictures.

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Yeah, but he's the only one I currently know. There aren't any aliens here, so I think you're safe.

Deckard is my nickname for Agent Washington. Not a Pokemon card.

...the pictures were nice, weren't they? Cute.

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You do not know that! they could be hiding!

...Ohhhh! But his name is Washington.... It is not Deckard....

They were! I liked Mew.

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I've been here for about four months, 'boosey. If there were aliens, no matter how sneaky, I'd have noticed them by now.

That's why it's a nickname. You ever seen the movie Blade Runner?

Mew was cute. I don't remember many names or anything, but the pink one that put people to sleep by singing was kick-ass.

...Christ, am I a nerd.

[for_a_muffin]

Buuuuuuut! There might be. I might be an alien. You do not know!

Like Road Runner?!

Jigglbubble?

One of my sisters was a Nerd. She used to have fights with my other sister..

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...are you an alien?

No. It's about - nevermind, you probably wouldn't get it even if I did explain. The main character's name is Deckard and Washington reminds me of him in a big way, is all.

Something like that, I dunno.

You had sisters? I never knew that. How many?

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..No.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! TherewasnodeckardinRoadRunner.

It was pudgy.

Yes. I had 17 sisters. They were nice.

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Uh-huh.

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Seventeen? Um, wow. That's a lot.

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Yes!

...

Yes! We lived in one big house! One tried to get me to wear dress! I did not want to wear it. Dee had a big family too! Didn't you Dee!

Affirmative. But, my family were not blood related Caboose. We are more of a collection than a family.

lolol racist against ai.

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Yeah, I wouldn't think synths could have any kind of familial dynamic. All the ones and zeroes get in the way.

D: Overprotective Caboose!

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DO NOT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT TO HIM! HE IS NOT JUST ZEROES AND ONES! HE HAS FEELINGS!!!!

Caboose, please lower your rage levels. I'm sure she did not mean it in a way to insult me.

aaaawwwww. you're making me wuv caboose, saku. :P

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Whoa whoa whoa, 'boosey. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sure he does have feelings. I was just saying it doesn't seem to me that synths could connect like that, y'know?

I is?! Oh good 8D

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He does have feelings! I can feel them too!!

Private Caboose is now calm. Anger levels are decreasing.

Family is family. Did you never watch Lilo and Stitch?!

I think what Private Caboose is trying to say, is no matter how different you are, you have family. As I am with the other AI programs. Is that what you are attempting to say, Private Caboose?

Ohana means family!

^_^ it's weird, because i never even liked him before.

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What-o and what? I thought ohana was Japanese for 'Hello.'

...I see. Sorry if I offended you, Dee. Sometimes I say stuff and it doesn't come out the way I want it to.

Awwwwwwww!!! See it's my other power XD I can make people ship and like characters XD

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No! It is Hawaiian for family! It was in Lilo and Stitch!

Apology accepted.

truly, you are a formidable force.

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Huh. Sorry, never saw that movie.

...thanks.