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[tinminiskirt]

Yanno, you'd think after twelve straight hours I'd get tired of it, but no.

So did everybody go and have kids but me and Dex? I mean...seriously, what's up with that? Little fuckers....

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[sexyincyan]

I can't even pretend to know what's going on. Seriously. Makes absolutely no god damn sense.

[tinminiskirt]

No shit. You know those old sci-fi vids where people went back in time and fucked with the space-time continuium and the future ended up ruled by monkeys? And then they went back and fucked with it some more and the fabric of reality just collapsed?

Yeah. That's totally what's happening here.

[sexyincyan]

Oh god, don't fuckin' remind me, I hated Planet of the Apes. Dunno why, but that movie just bugged the shit outta me.

..... wait.

So the fabric of reality is going to collapse? Shit, it is armageddon after all.

[tinminiskirt]

Yeah, The Thing was way better.

Tucker, Thylas apologized. Would he apologize if he'd done anything less than break the universe?

[sexyincyan]

No kidding. Goddamn Charlton Heston.

.... you know, I never really pondered that too much. I don't pay a whole lot of attention to Thylas since he doesn't ever.. y'know, come and try to kill me that often or anything. Kinda like 'if I can't see him, he's not there.' Makes me feel a little better about some omnipotent jackhole running my life. At least I could leave the Army if I really had to.

[tinminiskirt]

Did you ever see The Omega Man? Because that one sucked even more than those Ape movies.

Feh. I dunno, I thought it paid to keep an eye on him. Friends close, omnipotent jackholes closer, or...whatever. But yeah, I was wrong.

[sexyincyan]

Nope. Had enough people warn me off that one that I never bothered. Hard so much bad crap about it that I won't even touch the movie's case now.

Yeah. Just goes to show, I guess. No matter how close you watch an omnipotent asshole god, he'll still fuck up somehow.

[tinminiskirt]

Ah, smart move. Sadly, I wasn't so wise.

Or any asshole, really.