So, thanks to White Fang and Mr. Khushrenada, I’ve once again got a steady source of income. Dex! You and I are going out tonight.
Also. Washington. I want to do something with you. I don’t care what, just something. You need to switch off and have fun like a normal person from time to time.
And Donut, sorry, but no pity sex for you.
[Private to roomies and close friends (not including Misa)//Unhackable]
I can’t tell you much - shouldn’t be telling you anything at all, really. But I want you guys to be safe. So. There’s a boy named Light Yagami who’s recently arrived in Purgatorium. Over the network he’s based at
”killmenote” killmenote, in person he’s a relatively attractive young man. College age, maybe a little older, reddish hair, probably wearing a suit and tie.
Don’t go near him. You don’t want him taking an interest in you.
…there might be more news on the Light-o front later, but that’s all for now.
This has been a public service announcement by Ashley M. Williams. Drive safely and tip your waitresses, kids.
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