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[tinminiskirt]

Well. My tattoo's finally gone, thank God. Guess I should just realize that Mello's right about some things, even if he is an asshat. Donut...I went to check on him this morning and he didn't make it. So yeah, Sarge, I think the competition's on hold for now. Sorry. How's hut construction going?

Misa. How're you feeling?

Shepard, are you still - you

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[sargent_red]

My hut is coming along great!!! It's more like an extra room! I NEED MORE WOOD!

Your new assignment! GET ME MORE WOOD!

Donut's dead? SWEET JIBBLING JIBLETS! GET THE OVEN!

[tinminiskirt]

Jesus, you work pretty fast.

Right. I'll get on that.

Misa and I already put the a- Wait, the oven?

[sargent_red]

Well- In the army we had to time to dilly dally around! We had to work! Be quick! TAKE THE DIRTY BLUES BY SURPRISE! DRINK THEIR BLOOD!

Good! I need a lot! And while your at it some bricks!

Put the what?! OH DEAR LORD! YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE BODY DID YOU?! Well- Dangnabbit! What do you mean "the oven" OF COURSE THE DARN OVEN! WE NEED TO GET RID OF EVIDENCE! INCASE THEY THOUGHT WE DID IT!

[tinminiskirt]

...nutritious.

Bricks? Where am I supposed to find bricks around here?

There really wasn't a body to move, Sarge. He...disintegrated or something, all that was left were ashes. Misa and I put them in a jar and buried them. Case closed.

[sargent_red]

'cuse me?

Well! When I arrived here most of the buildings were falling apart! STEAL THEM! THOSE HOUSES AREN'T USING THEM!

He internally combusted?

[tinminiskirt]

Nothing. Y'know, sometimes you kind of make me feel like I'm in a real military again.

Okay, right. Let me go and just PRY SOME BRICKS FROM THE SIDES OF BUILDINGS WITH MY BARE HANDS. Awesome.

I dunno - I'm not a scientist. I think that tattoo did it.

*Kicks Saku to app Simmons*

[sargent_red]

Missy! When you start in the military! You can never quit! Even when you have! It becomes a part of your life! You can't escape! It's like Grif in Grif Ball!
WE NEED TO ARRANGE A MATCH!

GOOD GIRL! I'LL BE WAITING! SOON WE WILL HAVE MORE ROOMS IN THE HOUSE! SO MORE OF YOUR LIL BUDDIES CAN STAY! Or if you're lucky! We can have a garage!

A tattoo can't kill people! You are smart enought to know that!

*kicks and pimpsmacks* ash needs her skippy 2.0 to molest

[tinminiskirt]

True. And here I was thinking it was just me who felt like that. If we have another round of Grifball, my threat from last time still stands.

Hell yes! Sounds good to me. Let me know if you need additional help, okay?

Normally I'd agree, but - c'mon, you've been here a while. This place is so fucked up, killer tattoos are downright logical.

She's complaining because she has too many RvB chars already .X. ATTACCCK!

[sargent_red]

Nope! It's fact!
And that might be?! Sweet potatoe and onions!I wont say this again. I'M NOT A GODDAMN MIND READER!

I do. Those Bricks and wood!

And I take it there will be a big parade about this?! Do we get killer piercings as well! That make our stomachs eat themselves?! HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT THAT BRINGS THE UNDEAD BACK TO LIFE?!

Ajdjfsntbb she promised me a simmy! .3. *grabs torch and pitchfork*

[tinminiskirt]

Sorry, I forgot you weren't here for the last round. The gist of it was that if you hurt Dex, I'll hang you with your spinal cord.

I already said I was on it.

...don't give the Gods any ideas, darling.

SHE PROMISED ME HIM TOO!!!!! *Grabs Bazooca!* Or however you spell it o.o

[sargent_red]

...

YOU MUST NOT KNOW THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF GRIFBALL!
Whoever picks up the ball becomes Grif. No matter what! IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN! THERE'S NO CHANCE OF US PLAYING!

Good!

But! It's getting to the good part!