*tips orange hat rakishly and continues humming "Mein Herr"* Ahem.
I have nothing again this week, sorry about that unless you wanna talk about AUs that should never happen. However I must take a moment to pimp out
tinman100 and the anti-Valentines "porny-as-possible" challenege with the prompt of stick. Leave plot at the door, leiblings.
ETA:
naturalbluicons has won the universe. That is all.