Crack of the highest order

Feb 08, 2008 21:53

So, at the moment I'm working on a serious essay about the relationship between Azkedelia, the Witch, the Queen, and DG. Until I finish that, though, I feel the need to point out this - the web comic page detailing the consequences of the Tin Men's last stand ( Read more... )

the good crack, inspiration, fanon

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oddsbobs February 9 2008, 18:43:16 UTC
BUT HOW WOULD CAIN FIT IN ALL THIS? AND GLITCH?

*is dead from the awesomeness*

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oddsbobs February 9 2008, 18:45:50 UTC
*duh* Ambrose=Alfred. But still. What about Cain?

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kseda February 9 2008, 18:50:37 UTC
Mobatman's back-from-the-dead father can be.... um. Nightwing?

*pause* This all works way better with Cain as Batman and Jeb as Nightwing. But then it also demolishes the entire premise of this post. Cain = Gordon? I... I don't know. Someone else come up with something!

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oddsbobs February 9 2008, 20:03:13 UTC
Cain = Gordon kind of works... in the sense that if DG = Batgirl, Cain is like a father figure. ? I agree that Cain as Batman would be awesome, but we just cannot let the steam out of this particular post. uhg. I don't know enough about Batman universe, either.

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ink_n_imp February 9 2008, 21:02:04 UTC
I'm going to have to toss my vote in with Cain=Gordon...maybe he could be running around trying to reinstate the tin man force and wondering who the hell this caped crusader is who's trying to clean up Central City...

As Glitch giggles in his tea because he's Jeb's Alfred? Oh snap though, I mean, Glitch would KNOW, but he wouldn't tell anyone...some sort of sworn to secrecy?

*ponders*

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kseda February 9 2008, 21:32:11 UTC
ALSO: does this mean I have to start shipping Gordon/Alfred? These are important questions.

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theredoormouse February 9 2008, 23:00:09 UTC
I think Ahamo would be closer to Gordon (his daughter was Batgirl after all) but I don't know who Cain should be nor if the Queen has a place in all this.

Plus, Gordon's daughter gets a crush on bats. And if Cain = Gordon, and Jeb = Bats that gets a tidge creepy.

OOoh, the Queen could be Oracle. Which is kind of cool but a bit of a twist. stick with me, Oracle was Batgirl after the joker rendered her paraplegic, so what if we split the two characters up, since DG has her mom's power now. DG's batgirl as Gordon's daughter and her mom's Oracle which fits because she's without magic now? Too much of a stretch? I can work on it.

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theredoormouse February 9 2008, 23:14:04 UTC
Oh God I suck so hard. Cain is Cain! Hell he even trained a young Bruce Wayne!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cain_%28comics%29

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ink_n_imp February 9 2008, 23:50:15 UTC
OH. SNAP.

This just descended into the realm of the mind-boggling AWESOME.

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theredoormouse February 10 2008, 04:57:45 UTC
Finally, a use for my random and (prior to this moment) useless Batman knowledge.

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