Charlie, Charlie, Charlie…
I admit I don’t really get the whole Charlie Sheen thing. I mean I get why people are watching; it’s not just a train wreck, it’s a high-speed maglev train wrecking into the Hindenburg carrying a load of fireworks and strippers. But I’m not sure what Charlie is in it for. I mean I can understand wanting to nail porn stars three at a time; I am a guy. That sort of thing will kill you, but slowly. But sucking in piles of cocaine will kill you quickly. Very quickly. Just look at the guy! He looks like he’s aged 20 years in the last six months. And he has no more teeth thanks to the crack that he’s chain smoking like Marlboro Lights. Obviously he’s bat-crap crazy, but he seems to have it all going for him, what with the popular TV show and more money than God. Why the death wish?