Purina Dog Food Diet!
The Almost Perfect Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola - and was
in
line for the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
DUH!
I was feeling a bit crabby; so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
"The Purina Diet again", although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time; but that I'd lost 50 pounds, before I awakened
in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
I.V.'s in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
So........... I went on again with the bogus diet story, and she was
totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet, and that the way it works
is to load your pockets and purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
( I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me, and was
that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit
me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola - and was
in
line for the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
DUH!
I was feeling a bit crabby; so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
"The Purina Diet again", although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time; but that I'd lost 50 pounds, before I awakened
in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
I.V.'s in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
So........... I went on again with the bogus diet story, and she was
totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet, and that the way it works
is to load your pockets and purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
( I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me, and was
that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit
me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.