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Thursday Night, 13 Griffin Way

Nov 15, 2007 22:20

There was booze. There were streamers. There were signs up pointing out that if you were sick you were ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED IN HERE WITH YOUR GROSS, DISGUSTING SELF.

The Sick People Are Gross party was on.

(Weetiny OCD!)

tink fails at plague, sick people are gross, barney, ares, blackheart

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Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 03:25:17 UTC

Fabulously.

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 03:52:38 UTC

Barney arrived, looking completely Awesome in a charcoal suit, red shirt, and striped tie. He hoped all the oozing sickly people weren't going to crash.

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 03:54:07 UTC

Tink jingled happily. Her first guest! Welcome! Oh, he was wearing a suit, and a very dashing one. She was ever so pleased. Especially since he seemed healthy and not gross at all.

He should come in and have some booze and hang out being not-sick with her. It was okay. Sick people would totally get kicked out.

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 03:58:05 UTC

"Why thank you, you're looking rather hot yourself," Barney grinned, obviously pleased. "It's so nice to talk with people who care about their appearance, unlike the unclean masses down at the town hall." His students sucked at clothes.

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 04:03:23 UTC

Tink gave a very happy sort of squiggle. She was, wasn't she? She was the most beautiful-est pixie that ever pixie'd. And really! It took so little effort to look presentable. Some people were never going to be attractive, but that didn't mean you shouldn't try.

Oh, the town hall! What a depressing place. Her roommate was down there being puked on. Why on earth would you go somewhere to be puked on? Sick people. Sick people were so gross.

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 04:13:08 UTC

"Ew!" Barney made a face. "Sick people are completely disgusting. There should be a quarantine." Then he thought. "Though, I guess that's why JoJo and I couldn't get off the island. Huh."

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 04:37:11 UTC

Tink humphed. Why should perfectly healthy and fabulous people be stuck in quarantine with those types? It was horribly, terribly unfair.

And did he notice the communications being down? Her internet was down. Her internet. Those barbarians! She was going out of her mind without the ability to make fun of stupid people on the internet.

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 04:43:55 UTC

"I was shocked," he said, because internet porn was a regular part of his weekly routine. Okay, sometimes daily. "It's an evil plot to find out how long we can live like savages."

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 05:35:44 UTC

Tink huffed. Her internet was vital. Not porn, but making fun of people's bad fashion choices, which was, of course, just as addictive. Living in a pre-technology world was horrible, just like living with those brain-dead moronic Lost Boys had been. At least most of them were probably dead now, right?

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 05:56:57 UTC

"Brain-dead boys? You've met my class," Barney snickered.

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 06:01:51 UTC

Oh, quite possibly. There was a homeless mental patient crazy boy, and there were boys who wore the more hideous colors, and ... were all boys dense? She was starting to think that the male mind did not develop until the early 20s. Because. Well. A Wendy-bird. What sort of gibbering fool would pick a Wendy-bird over, say, her?

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 06:10:37 UTC

"The hideous colors, that's them," Barney rolled his eyes. "Jeans! They wear them every day!"

"Wait, someone picked a bird over you?" Barney was shocked. "You're way too prime a piece of cutlet to let that slide."

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 06:24:16 UTC

Jeans were comfortable, could be chic in a very low-key sort of way, but ... every day? Was he serious? Ugh.

And yet? And yet? Had he seen some of the horrendous clothing choices around here? Bathrobes and army boots? For some people ... for some of them, wearing jeans and a t-shirt every day would be a marked improvement.

And he did. A plain-faced English bint who smothered him and he should die already. Could he die now? She was trying to hire someone to kill him, but it wasn't going so well. No one knew the way.

Re: Arrive! suit_of_awesome November 16 2007, 21:55:20 UTC

"You have a point," he agreed. "There should be a fashion class at this school. One that doesn't include leather tunics as an example of good clothing." Yes, he meant Ares.

"He should die. He sounds like a total loser," Barney said.

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 17 2007, 00:33:20 UTC

Why didn't they teach something like that? Fashion or being fabulous or diva-ness? She would teach, but ewwww, students. Also not talking would be a barrier. You know, with most humans being far too dim to understand her very clear gestures. Present company quite obviously excepted.

He should die. He was going to die, and her, too, the Wendy-bird, and possibly all of them. As soon as she could get herself some weapons and a way back there and make them suffer.

And do it fabulously, of course.

Re: Arrive! tinkerbitch November 16 2007, 03:52:49 UTC

Technically, Tink didn't arrive, as she was the hostess. Still. She was swanning around making as much of an entrance as one could, while being already there.

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