- Curse you, you little prying Pandora, you little viper, this is what you wanted to see, DAMN YOU you little lying Delilah, you little demon, now you cannot ever be free
- You all killed him all of you not with bullets and guns but with hate and now I can kill becasue now I have hate.
- and i suppose you expect me to go weak in the knees and fall into your arms and cry Hysterically and say we can work this whole thing out a Bi-Continental relationship with our daugthers being raised here an and there and *sigh* and you and I just picking up where we left off and frowing old together and *pause* and sigh O come on nick what do you expect? to live happily ever after?
- "What's in a name? that which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet"
- All these promises that we make and we break...why is it that you think people get married? Because we need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet, I mean what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything...the good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mondane things...all of it, all the time, every day. You're saying... Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed, because I will be your witness.
- Well, this shape means that there will be suffering, and this one is shaped like a moon and that means happiness. So I guess you're gonna suffer... but you're going to be happy about it.....
- I know you'll want to take off your clothes and touch each other, but if you do , you'll get chlamydia... now chlamydia, K-l-a...
- Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
- exaggerating a little is saying your a little taller, saying your father is dead when hes not is lying beyond comprehension!
- At least you have a great sense of style....not like me.
- That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of thing
- Well, maybe you outta know more about me, before you make up your mind
- That's a pie crust promise; easily made, easily broken!
- Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker.
- Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things that a man needs to believe in the most.
- If you were me, i'd be ugly
- You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
- I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do!
- My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
- Real nice, you know the babysitter's dead!
21) Bonus Guess this T.V. show : "Oy with the Poodles already"