Weird Dream
So I has this strange dream last night:
I was the owner of some super huge depratment store. I had hired my ex boyfriend Zach to come work for me, but he didn't know I was the owner. So one day I am up there helping the cashieres arrange the shelves when Zach's pretty big-breasted new girlfriend comes in and starts talking to him. I wander over closer to hear what they are saying and I over hear "you know, it's strange that Liz never found out about us". Zach had no idea that I was even on the same floor as him let alone standing right near him. So he says "yeah, it's sort of weird, I mean I kind of feel bad" and she says "why? I mean look at her and look at me, compaired to me, she looks like a 15-year-old who hasn't hit puberty". and he sort of laughed and says "yeah your tits are pretty big, it makes me want to fuck you right here". I was starting to get pretty pissed. I mean here was Zach, someone who I had hired based on the fact that he seemes pretty responsible and he's talking all nasty to his little whore of a girlfriend. I stand there for a minute more and realise where she looks familiar, she works at the strip club I was bartending at. I am thinking that she has no idea who I am excpet her bartender. So I decide to wander over to where they are and test her a bit.
Girlfriend: Hey Beth, shopping?
Zach (getting embarassed): How do you two know eachother?
Me: Oh she's one of the top strippers in the club I bartend at, aren't you Lana?
Zach (getting mad): her name is not Lana, it's Lisa.
Me: not after 9pm it isn't. Why don't you tell him, Lisa. Tell him where you really got all the money to get those implants.
Lisa: yeah Zach, it's true. I am stripper. That is really why I am never home, how do you know Beth?
Zach: um... well this is Liz.
Lisa (gets pale): YOU'RE Liz?
Me: yeah, I am. I am also the owner of this store and I want you to get the fuck out of my store you sick whore. By the way Lisa, I am going to make sure you can never work in this state again. I am also the co-owner of the club, not just the bartender. Zach, we need to talk, step into my office.
Lisa gets pissed and leaves.
Zach follows me.
(Inside the office)
Zach (nervously): how much did you hear.
Me: (slapping Zach): everything. Oh and, you're fired. You might as well follow your girlfriend because you as well will never work in this state again. I will make sure of that. If you try, I WILL know.
Zach leaves and I follow him downstairs to where Lisa is argueing with one of the security guards who happens to be a big fan of mine.
Lisa:... and she claimed to be the owner... there she is!
Security Gurad: yeah she's the owner alright. I am afraid you will have to leave. And if she told you that you won't be working in this state again, I suggest you find a different one to live in. Now I am going to have to ask you two to leave.
They wander outside and get into her car and drive away.
That was the end of it. I am wondering where the fuck that all came from. It is weird cos I have never had a dream like that before. Man... it sure felt good to slap Zach tho.
I was the owner of some super huge depratment store. I had hired my ex boyfriend Zach to come work for me, but he didn't know I was the owner. So one day I am up there helping the cashieres arrange the shelves when Zach's pretty big-breasted new girlfriend comes in and starts talking to him. I wander over closer to hear what they are saying and I over hear "you know, it's strange that Liz never found out about us". Zach had no idea that I was even on the same floor as him let alone standing right near him. So he says "yeah, it's sort of weird, I mean I kind of feel bad" and she says "why? I mean look at her and look at me, compaired to me, she looks like a 15-year-old who hasn't hit puberty". and he sort of laughed and says "yeah your tits are pretty big, it makes me want to fuck you right here". I was starting to get pretty pissed. I mean here was Zach, someone who I had hired based on the fact that he seemes pretty responsible and he's talking all nasty to his little whore of a girlfriend. I stand there for a minute more and realise where she looks familiar, she works at the strip club I was bartending at. I am thinking that she has no idea who I am excpet her bartender. So I decide to wander over to where they are and test her a bit.
Girlfriend: Hey Beth, shopping?
Zach (getting embarassed): How do you two know eachother?
Me: Oh she's one of the top strippers in the club I bartend at, aren't you Lana?
Zach (getting mad): her name is not Lana, it's Lisa.
Me: not after 9pm it isn't. Why don't you tell him, Lisa. Tell him where you really got all the money to get those implants.
Lisa: yeah Zach, it's true. I am stripper. That is really why I am never home, how do you know Beth?
Zach: um... well this is Liz.
Lisa (gets pale): YOU'RE Liz?
Me: yeah, I am. I am also the owner of this store and I want you to get the fuck out of my store you sick whore. By the way Lisa, I am going to make sure you can never work in this state again. I am also the co-owner of the club, not just the bartender. Zach, we need to talk, step into my office.
Lisa gets pissed and leaves.
Zach follows me.
(Inside the office)
Zach (nervously): how much did you hear.
Me: (slapping Zach): everything. Oh and, you're fired. You might as well follow your girlfriend because you as well will never work in this state again. I will make sure of that. If you try, I WILL know.
Zach leaves and I follow him downstairs to where Lisa is argueing with one of the security guards who happens to be a big fan of mine.
Lisa:... and she claimed to be the owner... there she is!
Security Gurad: yeah she's the owner alright. I am afraid you will have to leave. And if she told you that you won't be working in this state again, I suggest you find a different one to live in. Now I am going to have to ask you two to leave.
They wander outside and get into her car and drive away.
That was the end of it. I am wondering where the fuck that all came from. It is weird cos I have never had a dream like that before. Man... it sure felt good to slap Zach tho.