Should be funny
1)using band names, spell out your name:
Rage Against the machine
Orgy
Bon Jovi
Brand New
Yellowcard
2) have you ever had a song written about you? "All the Small things", by blink-182
3) what song makes you cry? "my letter" by Flaw
4) what song makes you happy? undecided
a p p e a r a n c e
height: 5'5
hair color: Does El Diablo mean anything to you
skin color: black
eye color: brown
piercings: Fat Albert
tattoos: One on my ass that looks like a face with teeth, so when I moon drive through people they don't think it's an ass but a hairy monster
r i g h t n o w
what color pants are you wearing?: not wearing pants
what song are you listening to?: Oops I did it again by Britney Spears
what taste is in your mouth?: semen...no I mean...wait I mean semen
how do you feel?: exhausted after so much male sex
d o y o u
get motion sickness?: Only when in motion
have a bad habit?: jerking it in public
How about a nervous habit?: jerking it at home
get along with your parents?:well if by get along you mean...have sex, then yes i do
like to drive?: why not
f a v o r i t e s
book: The Lord of the Penises
non alcoholic drink: semen
alcoholic drink: handjob
thing to do on the weekend:
h a v e y o u
broken the law: Every day because I am such a fucking bad ass and I would kill anyone who ever testified against me even if it was a six year old girl that was a rape victom from someones dirty hairy toe
ran away from home: every single day of my life
snuck out of the house: too much of a god damn pussy
ever gone skinny dipping: if it's with men, does it count?
made a prank phone call: yeah, but it usually turns into some kind of weird phone sex thing
skipped school before: See breaking the law
been in a school play: yes, it was called "The Things we stick in our asses, A Play for the children"
l o v e
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: 2 boyfriends 1 girlfriend(probably not for long)
children: eight
current crush: Rick James and Wayne Brady
been in love: does Tony Danza count?
Had your heart broken: no, but I have had my penis broken, hurts like a bitch
Broken someone elses heart: once again see breaking the law
had a hard time getting over someone: You see over the years of my life, I find that there is a reacurring theme, that is that life is just a theme that reacures and the theme of my life is kind of funny, well not really, and if you are still reading after this and expected something serious after reading everything before this, YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS, so go to hell!
your greatest regret: Not losing my virginity in the second grade when my dad did
r a n d o m
your cd player has in it right now: R. Kelly "Piss on You"
what makes you happy?: those girls that you can call for like 3.50 a minute and have phone sex with, not that I do it
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t..
time you cried: I cry every single day of my life, seriously
you got e-mail: Hey guy why are you so awesome?
thing you purchased: dildo
movie you watched: Hot fast and wild x 10
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
abortion: Use Dan's three step plan and if that doesn't work the two people should be shot in the head with a shot gun(sawed off one of course)
teenage smoking: Every teen in the entire world should smoke so that no one will have to worry about second hand smoke
spice girls: They were all pretty good in bed, but my favorite was sporty
dreams: I dream of unicorns, long walks on the beach, and a thousand naked children.
Rage Against the machine
Orgy
Bon Jovi
Brand New
Yellowcard
2) have you ever had a song written about you? "All the Small things", by blink-182
3) what song makes you cry? "my letter" by Flaw
4) what song makes you happy? undecided
a p p e a r a n c e
height: 5'5
hair color: Does El Diablo mean anything to you
skin color: black
eye color: brown
piercings: Fat Albert
tattoos: One on my ass that looks like a face with teeth, so when I moon drive through people they don't think it's an ass but a hairy monster
r i g h t n o w
what color pants are you wearing?: not wearing pants
what song are you listening to?: Oops I did it again by Britney Spears
what taste is in your mouth?: semen...no I mean...wait I mean semen
how do you feel?: exhausted after so much male sex
d o y o u
get motion sickness?: Only when in motion
have a bad habit?: jerking it in public
How about a nervous habit?: jerking it at home
get along with your parents?:well if by get along you mean...have sex, then yes i do
like to drive?: why not
f a v o r i t e s
book: The Lord of the Penises
non alcoholic drink: semen
alcoholic drink: handjob
thing to do on the weekend:
h a v e y o u
broken the law: Every day because I am such a fucking bad ass and I would kill anyone who ever testified against me even if it was a six year old girl that was a rape victom from someones dirty hairy toe
ran away from home: every single day of my life
snuck out of the house: too much of a god damn pussy
ever gone skinny dipping: if it's with men, does it count?
made a prank phone call: yeah, but it usually turns into some kind of weird phone sex thing
skipped school before: See breaking the law
been in a school play: yes, it was called "The Things we stick in our asses, A Play for the children"
l o v e
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: 2 boyfriends 1 girlfriend(probably not for long)
children: eight
current crush: Rick James and Wayne Brady
been in love: does Tony Danza count?
Had your heart broken: no, but I have had my penis broken, hurts like a bitch
Broken someone elses heart: once again see breaking the law
had a hard time getting over someone: You see over the years of my life, I find that there is a reacurring theme, that is that life is just a theme that reacures and the theme of my life is kind of funny, well not really, and if you are still reading after this and expected something serious after reading everything before this, YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS, so go to hell!
your greatest regret: Not losing my virginity in the second grade when my dad did
r a n d o m
your cd player has in it right now: R. Kelly "Piss on You"
what makes you happy?: those girls that you can call for like 3.50 a minute and have phone sex with, not that I do it
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t..
time you cried: I cry every single day of my life, seriously
you got e-mail: Hey guy why are you so awesome?
thing you purchased: dildo
movie you watched: Hot fast and wild x 10
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
abortion: Use Dan's three step plan and if that doesn't work the two people should be shot in the head with a shot gun(sawed off one of course)
teenage smoking: Every teen in the entire world should smoke so that no one will have to worry about second hand smoke
spice girls: They were all pretty good in bed, but my favorite was sporty
dreams: I dream of unicorns, long walks on the beach, and a thousand naked children.