What to feed your pet geek.
I have solved the world wide question of what to feed to your pet geek and you must keep them on this strict diet for maximum productivity.
1 Hot Pockets (any flavor)
2 Corn Nuts (Chili Picante is preferred)
3 Twix (so they can get their sugar boost)
4 Dr. Pepper (so they don't get dehydrated)
5 Just a tip most geeks preform better with a little nicotine in them so keep a full supply of cigarettes handy
Also look forward for tips on care and maintenance of your pet geek