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Feb 01, 2008 10:44

In a trial, a Southern
small-town prosecuting

attorney called his first witness, a grand
motherly, elderly woman to the

stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do
you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams I've known you since

you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a
big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk about

them behind their backs. You think you're a big
shot when you haven't the

brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit

paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else
to do, he pointed across the

room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the
defence attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a

youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
drinking problem. He

can't build a normal relationship with anyone and
his law practice is one

of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife

with three different women. One of them was your
wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defence attorney almost died The judge
asked both counsellors to

approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice,
said,

'If either of you f*cking idiots asks her if
she knows me, I'll send you

to the electric chair.'
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