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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he
greeted her,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price!"
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he
greeted her,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price!"