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ahh ok sorry about the delay, its been a busy week again ok so i'll work my way bk to when i last blogged. today im leaving guad!! aww im so sad its great living here like actually being a mexican for a while kinda. I managed to fit everything into a bag in the end, but not very neatly and my host mom Carmen totally got me some presents, a peurto vallerta t shirt and some bangly things which was great. im currently waiting to be picked up by the office to get to the coach station so im gonna have to type real fast incase he comes soon!
ok ok so as we were leaving ( me gus and dan are all off today) we decided to celebrate in style and we all went to outback stakehouse (not very mexican i no but i did get tacos the day b4!) and feasted. we were supposed to go to nude which i'll tell u about in a bizzle but it was shut cos mexicans anve natoinal work day tomorrow where they DONT go into work and today is childrens day (i swear they have a holiday for everything). so yeah sat nighta few of us went out after watching rachel get her dreds in teh alternative market, which looked awesome and also now i no how to dred hair properly so if anyone wnats dreds i can do em!! what was i saying? oh yeah going out! k well me dan lisa and alice went to chess this fancy pants club (for mexi's, standard for us) so we got to the door and the bouncer was like all its members only mate (in spanish) so we were lke aww no k how about the drum and base rave? however then this guy caame out and totally let us in! i think the manager saw that 3 out of 4 of us are white and blonde and decided that we should go spend our western money there. funniliy enough tho, didnt actually spend that much money cos me and lisa semed to grad the attention of a bar man called pollo (chicken) who looked like mini me, and he kept face raping us and buying us drinks!! way hey! so we got free exciting shots (one of which was on blue fires in a massive circle and then he threw cinnamon on it and it went 4 feet in the air! it was chido guey and a good night.
erm oh yeah k this week we all got bottled!! we were in another fancy pants club and just dancing away, when there wankers started fighting us for no reason! they punched a few of us and then bottled gus and ed in teh face right near the eyes! and broke guses nose and slahed them up. there wa slike blood everywhere we were all covered in it, and everyone was all crying it was sad, so we rushed to hospitol and gus and ed got stitched up, tho now he is scared for like across the nose and has two MASSIVE black eyes! luckily they didnt get near me i was just a bit covered in blod and shizzle, and gus and ed are chido now so i mean it could have been worse, could have gone like half a centremeter to the left into their eyes. it was sad cos it was ed and olivias last night, however we did all go to this expensive (for mexis) restaurent which had some of the nicest food id ever tasted, aww it was so good, it was really pretentious tho, it was called nude and there was naked pictures everywhere and the menus had names for the dishes like afrodite! it was swank, made a nice change from tacos off the street.
but in the day me and gus cooked a meal for our host family, so i couoldnt eat much while i was there, we made french poatos chicken in a white wine sauce and i made a chocolate cake and fruit salad, ooh and we had a started of melons and ham (that was gus' idea) so that wednestday was a busy day looking back.
before then ive been to lucha libre, been ill and been on the worst date ever! i'll tell u all about it.
ok well at salsa last week met this frech dude called cristoph and he was nice enough at the time we glanced at each other from afar, exchanged numbers in the end the usual, only we could´t really talk cos he only speaks french and spanish, and i only speak a tiny bit of both and english so really it was doomed from the start.
saturday came and i was supposed to go tequila express, but it went wrong communication wise, sooo i thought buy some new jeans and txt cristoph see if he wants to do summit. so he txts bk saying yeah lets meet in this park which took me a while to decipher exactly, andso i went. i was sat on the bench listening to css, and here comes chris rolling in on his stake board, i wa slike ooh chido, tho i thought he was quite old, turns out he was 22 ( not as old as i thought) and he looked un impressed when i sad i was 19 lol ( the bitch) so yeah we started "talking"- conversation was jointed, me speaking in sentances of all three languages, and then we pointed afar and said wanna go somewhere. turns out somewhere was across the street to watch him skate board with his friends. after 15 mins of sitting on my own i was bored and starting to get hungry so we arranged to met up later for shisha.
Later comes and back to the park i go to meet him, tho he wasn't there for like ages, then he showed put on his skate bored again (i think he'd been in the park all day) and we went to get the bus. but the buses had stopped, sooo we had to try and find summit else to do. this in the end happened to be drinking beer in teh park with his 16 year old skator friends, one of which was flirting with me, and the other he was flirting with. so unimpressed by the situation i decide to sugguest going to a bar/ club, thinking maybe it'll be better with dancing. this wasn't the case, and eventually he ignored me the whole night for this girl, so i was left with his friends. at the end of the night they lit up a joint which probly needed at the point, and i asked him if he likes that other girl. his response was yeah i prefer her! ahem excuse me rhuuude! so yeah i say so why am i here, and he said i didnt no she would be here *shrug*! so i stood up said CHINGA TU MADRE! (fuck your mother a popular mesi insult) and walked away, in my awesome new jeans!
in other news started to get addicted to sex in the city, been watching the dvds back by back with my friend stef ( in the face book pic), and been buying lots of presnet for people!
oh yeah i left my school! which was happy and sad cos all the kids went crazy when i started taking pictures, which i'll put on facebook when i can, and i left some english teching guides with the head ( who isnt very nice) so that'll help em out while im away :D
k ive gtg beech it up in a bizzle!
ok ok so as we were leaving ( me gus and dan are all off today) we decided to celebrate in style and we all went to outback stakehouse (not very mexican i no but i did get tacos the day b4!) and feasted. we were supposed to go to nude which i'll tell u about in a bizzle but it was shut cos mexicans anve natoinal work day tomorrow where they DONT go into work and today is childrens day (i swear they have a holiday for everything). so yeah sat nighta few of us went out after watching rachel get her dreds in teh alternative market, which looked awesome and also now i no how to dred hair properly so if anyone wnats dreds i can do em!! what was i saying? oh yeah going out! k well me dan lisa and alice went to chess this fancy pants club (for mexi's, standard for us) so we got to the door and the bouncer was like all its members only mate (in spanish) so we were lke aww no k how about the drum and base rave? however then this guy caame out and totally let us in! i think the manager saw that 3 out of 4 of us are white and blonde and decided that we should go spend our western money there. funniliy enough tho, didnt actually spend that much money cos me and lisa semed to grad the attention of a bar man called pollo (chicken) who looked like mini me, and he kept face raping us and buying us drinks!! way hey! so we got free exciting shots (one of which was on blue fires in a massive circle and then he threw cinnamon on it and it went 4 feet in the air! it was chido guey and a good night.
erm oh yeah k this week we all got bottled!! we were in another fancy pants club and just dancing away, when there wankers started fighting us for no reason! they punched a few of us and then bottled gus and ed in teh face right near the eyes! and broke guses nose and slahed them up. there wa slike blood everywhere we were all covered in it, and everyone was all crying it was sad, so we rushed to hospitol and gus and ed got stitched up, tho now he is scared for like across the nose and has two MASSIVE black eyes! luckily they didnt get near me i was just a bit covered in blod and shizzle, and gus and ed are chido now so i mean it could have been worse, could have gone like half a centremeter to the left into their eyes. it was sad cos it was ed and olivias last night, however we did all go to this expensive (for mexis) restaurent which had some of the nicest food id ever tasted, aww it was so good, it was really pretentious tho, it was called nude and there was naked pictures everywhere and the menus had names for the dishes like afrodite! it was swank, made a nice change from tacos off the street.
but in the day me and gus cooked a meal for our host family, so i couoldnt eat much while i was there, we made french poatos chicken in a white wine sauce and i made a chocolate cake and fruit salad, ooh and we had a started of melons and ham (that was gus' idea) so that wednestday was a busy day looking back.
before then ive been to lucha libre, been ill and been on the worst date ever! i'll tell u all about it.
ok well at salsa last week met this frech dude called cristoph and he was nice enough at the time we glanced at each other from afar, exchanged numbers in the end the usual, only we could´t really talk cos he only speaks french and spanish, and i only speak a tiny bit of both and english so really it was doomed from the start.
saturday came and i was supposed to go tequila express, but it went wrong communication wise, sooo i thought buy some new jeans and txt cristoph see if he wants to do summit. so he txts bk saying yeah lets meet in this park which took me a while to decipher exactly, andso i went. i was sat on the bench listening to css, and here comes chris rolling in on his stake board, i wa slike ooh chido, tho i thought he was quite old, turns out he was 22 ( not as old as i thought) and he looked un impressed when i sad i was 19 lol ( the bitch) so yeah we started "talking"- conversation was jointed, me speaking in sentances of all three languages, and then we pointed afar and said wanna go somewhere. turns out somewhere was across the street to watch him skate board with his friends. after 15 mins of sitting on my own i was bored and starting to get hungry so we arranged to met up later for shisha.
Later comes and back to the park i go to meet him, tho he wasn't there for like ages, then he showed put on his skate bored again (i think he'd been in the park all day) and we went to get the bus. but the buses had stopped, sooo we had to try and find summit else to do. this in the end happened to be drinking beer in teh park with his 16 year old skator friends, one of which was flirting with me, and the other he was flirting with. so unimpressed by the situation i decide to sugguest going to a bar/ club, thinking maybe it'll be better with dancing. this wasn't the case, and eventually he ignored me the whole night for this girl, so i was left with his friends. at the end of the night they lit up a joint which probly needed at the point, and i asked him if he likes that other girl. his response was yeah i prefer her! ahem excuse me rhuuude! so yeah i say so why am i here, and he said i didnt no she would be here *shrug*! so i stood up said CHINGA TU MADRE! (fuck your mother a popular mesi insult) and walked away, in my awesome new jeans!
in other news started to get addicted to sex in the city, been watching the dvds back by back with my friend stef ( in the face book pic), and been buying lots of presnet for people!
oh yeah i left my school! which was happy and sad cos all the kids went crazy when i started taking pictures, which i'll put on facebook when i can, and i left some english teching guides with the head ( who isnt very nice) so that'll help em out while im away :D
k ive gtg beech it up in a bizzle!