Woke up to a cold sore - on my nose! Ugh! Thank goodness for modern medicine. I'm popping anti-cold sore pills, so hopefully it won't be so bad. Still. This is not a good look, and not too pleasant either. It itches, and whenever I absentmindedly scratch at it, I'm pretty sure I'm making it worse ( Read more... )

My left arm is being all weird. I think I slept on it wrong, and the wonky feeling lasted all weekend, so I booked a massage appointment for yesterday ( Read more... )

I had my stitches removed on Monday, and immediately felt ten pounds lighter. Which doesn't make sense, because there were only five stitches, and they obviously did not weigh two pounds each, but they were itching and pulling and bothersome ( Read more... )

My surgery went really well! It took an hour and a half, no complications, minimal bleeding. I have two small incisions in my belly button and on my right side, and a slightly larger incision on my left side ( Read more... )

My face hurts ( Read more... )

Hottie alert! Here's my face accentuated by a plethora of beautiful, beautiful cold sores. Try not to recoil in horror.

( Behind a cut for those who'd really rather not see )

General consensus seems to be that I should just be taken out back and shot.

No, not because I'm a pain in the ass. Although I readily submit that I can be.

But because there are too many things wrong with me. My system is malfunctioning and it's a pity to behold.

Let's start light and work our way up:

I worked five days in a row at the castle ( Read more... )