it's the cramps
so i am in pain. the cramps are killin me. along with the boredom of my job. why is the whole world against me?!? i swear, its a real miracle that any women can work through a day with these fucking cramps. i mean, we're BLEEDING from our poonanni's and no one seems to think thats a big deal! or a valid reason to take a day or two off work!! i mean seriously! if a man bled from his dick once a month, you know they would make it a rule that they get a few days off work during that time. dont even try to deny it men, cause your full of shit if you think you'd be able to go about your day while bleeding profusely from your dick. you all know its true. so along with bleeding profusely from our poonanni's, we have to endure horrible cramps, which to simplify for you men out there, feels like you have to take a big shit only it doesnt go away once you do take a big shit. no, and you're probably gonna have to shit about 4 or 5 times the first day of your period. and then of course you got the bloating, which is great!! i mean, its bad enough we women feel like we're too fat, now we get an extra 5 pounds of water retention to make us feel even more miserable and unattractive. so none of our clothes fit. then, your back aches, your legs ache, your head aches, you cant sleep good, you're tired and cranky, its no fucking fun. and you want to cry about everything, you cant stop bitching at your husband, who keeps badgering you for sex, and you end up feeling like you're going to kill everyone in sight. so tell me this, is it really fair to expect women to be cheerful, productive employees while all this shit is happening to us? i think not. and i know im not the only one who feels this way. i say we go back to the days when women were separated from the men for a whole week during their periods and were allowed to rest and visit with other women, and no demands were made or expected of them. now doesnt that sound nice? a whole week with no annoying men asking you to do stuff, and no having to show up to work, or anything else you dont want to do. so who's with me, huh? c'mon ladies, have some balls!!