HAHA, I AVOIDED PROCRASTINATION (Heroes)!
Flashbacks. More Flashbacks. Flashback of Kensei decking Hiro. He wasn't believable; or maybe Hiro has a really really hard head. And Hiro is tied up ...in an interesting way. Yaeko makes a plea with another shallow acting. Did I ever say she acts like Kate Holmes? Kate Holmes act with her eyes and lips. Yaeko-actress (can't be bothered to know her name) acts with her eyes (mostly eyelashes) and head. Go to the puppet show, Yaeko-actress. Uuuugh. Or learn acting from this guy: He doesn't even say too much and he owns the character.
Cut to Noah Hatian in Ukraine. Paintings! Noah's single-minded approach wipes out any hope of Noah/Mohinder. But that's ok, because, Sylar is almost in Nu Yohrk. Niki pops out of nowhere while Mohinder is still angsting over dysfunctional infiltration partnership. I've been seeing this "Boo!" style a lot. Then Noah shows his pyromaniac side. Hey! He had a killing spree, torture spree, intimidation spree, so why not celebrate with a bonfire?
Bonfire is very flattering on my face. Hatian, look at me and appreciate.
FINALLY GORGEOUS Nathan shows up. WHEEE!!!
Nightmares can't take away my gorgeousness.
Caitlin and Peter walking in abandoned NY. Peter "hello"-ing to death and Caitlin smacks some sense into him. I'm ambivalent over Caitlin. On one hand, she completely ruined my expectations by going with Peter to wherever (wait...that's kind of Elle's fault) and has been scratching on my ship. On the other hand, she's not dumb and helpless (yet), WHICH IS AWESOME. I mean:
1) Yaeko is so BLAND.
2) Claire is great but her lack of emotional control is sadly, writer's bait.
3) Niki kicks ass, but she's nuts and is technically a baby;
4) Mama Petrelli is GREAT, but has disappeared D:
5) Elle = ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. She crawled back to "Daddy".
6) Monica's character is still gaining definition.
So, when 'powerless' Caitlin comes and develops as a great supporting character, I can't help but like her. She has more IQ points than Peter, too. I like her...just not with Peter that way argh. I'm kinda sad her character type has this imminent death thing going on.
And Lo and Behold! The men in bio suits arrive and panic over Caitlin and Peter.
Eclipse in Green. :O
Claire in California. Stupid West just got a gun to shoot his own foot and Claire. Sweet Young Stupid Love. Then, he shows Claire the bullets too: the little stunt they pulled on poor Debbie went on print.
Claire: I thought he wasn't THAT stupid.
If you look closely, West, the article was not about your stunt at all, just the headline. It's Livejournal Loren Ipsum thing Hollywood Version! Haha!
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Claire then tells West indirectly he's stupid. West sheds more IQ points by declaring he'll do stupid things and be more stupid just to be closer to Claire. AWWWWWWWWWWW. To cover the photo with teh HRG, Claire says ok, stupid. West rejoices.
Back to The Company fiasco. The gang pow-wows. Mohinder clearly doesn't believe ANYTHING Parkman says. Of course, Parkman wants Bob alive. Bob has a better idea. I think I like Bob handling the company. He knows how to be the bait and be cool about it. Bob rallies to carry out a plan despite the gang's objections. Did I say I like Bob?
Matt = I knew it. If the brain is the hub for thoughts, senses etc, then can Matt also control involuntary actions like the brain stem? Hm...but, I don't think it'll go into that direction.
Feudal Japan. Yaeko has had her fill of checking out Hiro's butt. Now she puts those skills to use. Good job, Yaeko. My respect for Yaeko goes up a notch. To clarify, my respect for Yaeko, not Yaeko actress.
Back to the future. Peter is getting a shower. People are showering him. Haaiz. Peter shouts for Caitlin, as his gay is being violated. Caitlin can't help you Peter, sorry. Peter screams in manly frustration.
Peter: Urk. Stop touching my gay! adkakjjfkda :(((
Matt and Molly. Yeah, I'm starting to call him Matt again. Matt sends messages via mindlink. Niki and Mohinder goes to get teh vaccine. Niki declares her eternal love for Bob, and tries to convince Mohinder to join Bob's church. Mohinder is shocked with Niki's story, even though Niki already threw him against the wall (not to molest him ah). Mohinder still not convinced, but considers a little.
A DL pops out of nowhere, made by Maury Hallucinogens Corp. Of course, ya Maury's coming. Maury needs Logic.
CISCO SURVEILLANCE!!! <3 Sweet. Nathan asks about Bob. Bob explains Adam & Maury. By now, we already know Adam = Kensei as Maury does the dirty work and uses Kensei's banner. Turns out Adam was too crazy for the gang of 12, so they lock him up. But, Adam escaped. Nathan is not sympathetic. Understandable, since Nathan almost let a lot of people die due to Linderman's crazy. Bob reveals another sekkrit. Peter is alive. But Nathan's so confused he does not go Huzzah!
Future-wise, Mama Petrelli finally makes an appearance. Peter is still worried about Caitlin. Mama, says he needs to focus his gay as it's scattered all over. =(( Peter does not remember any "brother". Maybe, Mama should have said 'incestuous gay lover'. Mama Petrelli tells him to stop the virus, but Peter doesn't understand many things. Then, he starts reading minds. Voila! Mama Petrelli's sorta creepy face makes him remember and he hugs her. :3
California: Stupid West is currently infecting Claire with his stupid germs to make Claire as stupid as he is. It's clearly working as Claire is making out with West and HRG is going to come home anytime. Noah did come home. Stupid West panics and prompts a confession from Claire, but his low IQ brain could not correctly process the info, so stupid West flies away.
While Maury performs the mindbend on Niki, Hiro (still in feudal Japan) infiltrates White Beard's camp. Hiro uses his sword skills (thanks Kaito!) and abandons Time-Space abilities to fight Kensei fairly. Hiro 'defeats' Kensei and begs him for a teleport thingy, but Kensei refuses and makes sorta murder + suffering vow. You should have stopped time and grabbed Kensei, Hiro! At least that way, you'll know he's alive and he's coming for you. Well, seems that Kensei is responsible for Kaito's death: pushed Kaito off the roof; landed on ground; and walked off with no permanent injury. Kensei is too obsessed. WhiteBeard's Camp explodes. And we all know Kensei survives.
Niki attempts to kill Bob. Matt lands in Molly's prison. Matt calls out to Maury using telepathy; Matt confronts Maury, and wins! Matt knows, despite the wtfuckery he has done, he loves Molly and will fight for her, unlike Maury, who abandoned him. Matt and Molly get out of Maurytiville; and Molly wakes up. Niki thinks about Micah and stabs herself with the syringe. -_-
Maury in Maurytiville
Hiro says goodbye. FINALLY, NO MORE YAEKO!!!!!!!!
Mohinder is bummed his blood can't save Niki. Bob brings an alternative to the table, but warns Mohinder about Noah's crazy. Mohinder confesses to Bob about takedown; learns his lesson on good and evil and decides to follow Bob's church.
Noah and Claire fight again. Claire rebels again. Same old same old.
Good News: Caitlin is unavoidably detained. Bad News: Adam gets to Peter first. Methinks Adam met Peter during his time with the Company, before Bob declared him crazy. While Maury is having his beauty sleep, Adam just gained a more powerful pawn. I worry for Peter, especially with his current state of intelligence.
EDIT: WELL FUCK I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER. ADAM DID MEET PETER IN THE COMPANY. FARK. ELLE TOO. FARK.
It's already 2.07, and the writers are still on strike. :<<<