Heroes 2.06
Peter's sub arc is making me depressed and hopeful. Peter, why are you still in Ireland having a pointless discussion with Caitlin? You know she's going to insist to come with you.
Debbie is a major bitch. Awesome Acting...or Releasing of Inner Evil. Does Debbie have a power or something? She was saying "Extraordinary" in a really weird way.
My Power: Induce constipation.
Monica is SO Cool. Did I say she was Cool? She's Cool, and she's going to the Olympics! Yup, she's going to do Gymnastics, but she'll be richer as a tennis player. So she'll be a Princess of Tennis and will be known for her amazing techniques like "Monica's Zone".
~And Mohinder :3 . He has this way of visually marking and emphasizing certain words by GAZING AT YOU through those beautiful eyelashes. Makes him totally convincing. And Lookie, Monica eats whatever Mohinder says. Of course, Monica is going to love her abilities, especially if Mohinder keeps using that look. Yeah, Mohinder, keep practicing. Sylar is coming back.
I'm not liking West now. Yeah, leave it to Claire to get in trouble with the family, because hey, she needs to learn how to lie. Then, he started thinking, because Noah might have loved that Coppola flick about the four ladies in the house and that would be really really bad.
Gabby: I could do things. Amazing Things.
Maya: You still have Derek's Weed?
Maya clearly thinks Gabby is on permanent crack. Then, Gabby checked if he can pass for a straight guy. Yup, he can pretend.
Gabby: They're not my type.
Maya: Are you sure?! *is frantic*
Renegade trio makes it to the border, and Maya, very stressed with the thought of lots of guard men who might take Gabby's attention, started her toxic leak. Alejandro, obviously worried about Gabby's survival (because he hasn't banged him yet) tried to reassure Maya that Gabby is faithful to them twins. Gabby lets Maya kill them because it's a proof that he's faithful.
Touch Enhances my Mind Manipulation Technique.
Cut to the Kensei Gang. Yaeko is awfully affectionate. AWFULLY. She doesn't care about proximics. Nope. And she has this Idolish Way of speaking: Looking with Wide Eyes and Moving the Head around like a weird puppet, trying to look cute. D: Kensei appeared, and it was all YAEKO BAD DORABELLA. And Kensei had the audacity to smack Hiro's head when clearly it was Yaeko who's confusing Hiro's gayness. Could the woman get anymore ANNOYING?!!!
I am Mad AND PRETTY. oOOh Mohinder!
Note to self: FLYING MASKED MAN is the worst thing you can say. It will make people think you love LSD a lot, or that you need to be locked in an asylum.
Back to Kensei Gang. Kensei gives Hiro an affectionate look.
Kensei: You gave me a purpose...I'm a Hero.
Translation: If you tell me I'm gay, I'll believe you and be gay with you forever and don't you think, I look cool and confident?
Kensei: You've made me a better man.
Translation: Now that I deserve you, marry me?
Hiro happy about vague proposal, but still confused about Yaeko.
So, the Kensei Gang, instead of immediately taking Otousan to a safer place, took the time to make small talk, and learned that Otousan doesn't want to be rescued, because of teh guns. Kensei couldn't stop saying "I'm a Hero". I really don't know what to think about that. Turns out that Otousan made teh guns for WhiteBeard cuz if not, Yaeko's head will roll. And isn't it believable how it looked like it was already a 7 am sun when the Kensei Gang left the tent? They must have had a LOONG argument about rescue for them not to leave until everybody was awake and trying to lop off their heads.
The writers have now convinced me The Company is not bad. It's just wired with a different set of ethics. Or Bob made The Company is lil better. Bob said, Mohinder is valuable, not just for blood and knowledge, but to use sexiness to keep them from doing baad things. And some mutant is wants something, preferably with lots of decay and violence involved.
Kensei Gang, again. Hiro uses powers, and ends up Yaeko using her ULTIMATE!DORABELLA TECHNIQUE. She still can't stop nodding a lot while speaking. Her Eyebrows indicate she's now happy with the extent of her manipulating techniques. Oh Hiro! T_T
Look into my eyes. You are NOT gay for Kensei. Kissing me is not icky.
Maya and Alejandro fight over Gabby. Gabby wants to kill Alejandro.
Oh, Noah.
Kensei: You cut me deeper than any blade possible.
Hiro: T________T
Kensei and Hiro lovespat, as Kensei saw Hiro betraying his strange attraction to Kensei.
Heartache. Then, Betrayal. Yaeko, you ruinsss it ssssss; my preciousssss.
Niki catwalks to Mohinder. Eyelash battle ensues!
Oh noez, Niki might break Mohinder's awesome cheekbones or his nose.
Niki: My eyelashes are better than yours.
Mohinder: Mine's pretty and don't need mascara.
Back to the terribly depressing Pub Duo. Peter is being manipulated by "Adam Monroe," who wants the blood of The Company. DDDDDDDD: Man, next time you don't want someone to come with you, knock her out with a mallet. And yet, this Caitlin hanging to Peter thing makes me hopeful. If you have chick with no powers hanging around Peter, it's imminent death. Want death halfway around season two, please.
EDIT: I just remembered. I AM DISTURBED BY THE LACK OF NATHAN AND PARKMAN HERE. WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?? ARE THEY TOGETHER??!?!
THE SPECIAL TODAY: THE MAGIC OF MOHINDER
Mohinder: Blah Blah Blah Blah
Monica: Oh yeah! You're right. You're Great. AW GAD, ANYTHING YOU WANT YES!
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