in which I witter

[tiniago]

Hello darlings. Haven't read anyone else's reactions yet. Normally I tend to tidy and edit my reaction posts for clarity, but I have no time and if I don't post now I won't bother, so THIS IS LARGELY RAMBLY, REPETITIVE, INCOHERENT AND REPETITIVE.1

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[tiniago]

I LOVE YOU. I would never think that you were being passive-aggressive or clingy. OH. I love you very. WHY am I so rubbish at LJ? I AM SORRY AT MY CRAPNESS. Mostly it functions a bit like heroin for me I think in that I CAN'T DO IT IN CONTROLLED AMOUNTS. I get all OCD and perseverancey and it STEALS MY WHOLE EVENING when I sit down to reply to comments and urgh. I AM RUB. Omg. Sorry. I miss you people. ALAS. Sometimes I debate doing like a NaNoWriMo month, but instead it would be a National LJ Posting Month. NaLiPoMo. Except that sounds like lipoma, so maybe a bit of adjusting of that. Anyway in that month I would POST EVERY DAY, no matter how fatuous, and talk unto the loved flist, YEA FORSOOTH. Perhaps one day I will do that.

Plz not to think you have triggered a bout of LJ self-loathing in me, THAT IS NOT THE CASE. I might be going to Ethiopia in January. THEY HAVE MONKEYS THERE TOO. I am in love with Rhydian from the X Factor but I doubt that you will understand my feelings. OH SPEAKING OF BOLLYWOOD STYLE I saw a film called Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham yesterday, IT WAS PERFECT, I hope you have seen it as it features SHAH RUKH KHAN and Hrithik Roshan as BROTHERS WHO CRY and Amitabh Bachchan as their TALL BEAUTIFUL FATHER and Kajol dances with the Punjabi boys OH I RECOMMEND.

I LOOOVE YOU. And your icon. Oh. ♥ ♥ ♥

[tiniago]

I am listening to the KKKG songs ALL THE TIME but I cannot work out how to convert them into a format where my mp3 player will play them. OH. I love Yeh Ladka Hai Allah TO A BILLION. Also oh my god Amitabh Bachchan sings Say Shava Shava in OH MY GOD THE BEST VOICE EVER, OH, I LOVE HIM, HE IS SO VERY TALL AND BEAUTIFUL AND HE HAS THE MOST TERRIFYING EYES EVER AND HE LOVED HIS SHORT WIFE. And Kajol and SRK danced in the pyramids in HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT CLOTHES and there is a bit where he arches back and she KISSES HIS THROAT and it makes me A LITTLE INSANE INSIDE. Also that bit where he puts her bracelets on and keeps saying "Am I hurting you?" and ACKGAHFLSSSSFGGGG. Also I love how Hrithik Roshan spends the WHOLE FILM either looking red-eyed and wounded or DANCING ENTIRELY IN BLACK VINYL. And AB hits him in the face and then looks devastated. And the ABSOLUTELY BEST BIT is when HR and SRK finally hug after being separated for ten years and it is a beautiful hug of emotion and crying and then SRK tries to pull away and HR CLINGS ROUND HIS NECK and completely loses his shit and cries and babbles and begs him to come home and has obviously MADE SURE HE HAS HIS ARMS ROUND SRK before he breaks completely and SRK is all like "yes, we were having a beautiful emotional hug but YOU TRICKED ME with this level of emotion, stop it, you've no right to make me feel this bad, HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?". And the last twenty minutes of the film is just SOLID CRYING. And head wobbling, which I'm less enamoured of. I AM GOING TO TRACK DOWN EVERY SRK + KAJOL FILM THERE IS. I might go and see Om Shanti Om. I can't think of who I'm heartless enough to bully into coming with me so I might go SOPHISTICATEDLY ALONE.

I am possibly being a bit unfair about the heroin thing. But then MAYBE NOT, what have I to compare it to? The weird thing about LJ is how you get used to living without it and remember that THAT IS PERFECTLY NATURAL. Well, that's not the only weird thing about LJ. Neither in fairness is it particularly weird. Nalipomo would be possible if I DID NOT CARE ABOUT BEING BORING. Which I find I care about less these days, I MUST BE GETTING OLD.

Rhydian is disappointingly unscary. He is far less interesting than he seems. I love him against my good taste, I feel you rightfully might not share my love. But if you go here he is singing Phantom of the Opera in a rather good way and if you go here he is singing Go West rubbishly but then in the interview bit after he says something and giggles and mimes shooting himself in the head adorably. Around the 6.30 mark. X Factor is awful, do not think I am deceived on this point, it is awful beyond ALL COMPREHENSION. Although I do hope fandom will join me one day and write Judge threesome fic in a sauna.

I WILL NOT MEND PEOPLE THERE, I never mend people, do not overestimate my prowess. In theory I will do a mini research thing but I haven't worked out what that might be yet, WHOOPS. If you think of something smart then FEEL FREE TO TELL ME.

SYLVESTER STALLONE IS ON THE TELLY IN A RUBBISH FILM RIGHT NOW.