I haven’t done one of these in about 10,000 years, so let’s get this show on the road.


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Tonight's hijinks are proof that you're never too old to learn new lessons. The lesson I learnt tonight is: Never try to wax your eyebrows late at night when you're sleep-deprived.

( how I learnt this lesson )

I never got that bagel. Instead, I watched Alien and fought chicken pimples (not related except they occurred in the same time and space). Much much later, I decided I wanted grits, so I got my bowl, put in the grits and salt, and readied myself for a tasty treat. Then Aunt Tudi came in from outside and said, "Oh, that smells good. Are you ( Read more... )

I'm going to be putting some stuff up for sale tomorrow. Please to bid and buy. Please to help a sister out.