The Shit Has Hit the Fan
The septic tank has backed up and we're having to be really careful with everything until we can get the septic guy to come out to pump it out. I had to call the Mother Unit for help with the fundage because I don't have the $275 it's gonna take to pay the dude to do what he does. Hell, I don't blame him for charging what he does. If I pumped shit for a living, I'd charge a lot more than that. I'd have to charge a vomit gratuity for each job I did. Bless the Mother Unit for helping me like she does. I don't know what I would do without her. I owe her so very much.