What if...

[tinhuviel]

I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo. I'm being bombarded with "what ifs."

What if...

• The books get lost en route to Uncle Michael's house
• The books are damaged in transit
• The books arrive and they look horrible (despite Stacy and Amy's beautiful work)
• The books aren't delivered today despite their being out for delivery
• I get the wrong books
• I mess up signing the books thanks to my shaky hands
• I write the wrong name in the wrong book
• I don't have enough books and have to get more
• I open the book box, have a heart attack and die right there

So that's how my day is going. How's about you?