Beer Bottle Throat
I feel as though someone broke off a beer bottle and lodged it into my throat, twisting with great aplomb. This is not a pleasant situation, one which does not make me want to smile at all. I also have a serious case of the sleepies. This is indicative of my Moon coming on. I'm due to start in approximately a week. From all indications, it's gonna be one hell of a Moon, filled with moodiness, cramps, and all manner of menstrual hideousness. People, gather up your chocolate now and place it quietly at the door of menstrual hut and maybe...maybe you won't get injured. I promise nothing.