Wonders
I wonder how many real aliens visit sci-fi conventions just to hang out and be groovy with the humans and, also to see if we'd even be ready for such a monumental event as aliens visiting Earth. Really, there's no way to discern alien from human with a lot of the costumes and make-up at anybody's fingertips. It's enough to make one wonder. If I were an alien, I'd so totally crash some parties and get all rowdy. People would fawn over my make-up and the groovy language I was speaking. Both men and women would want me and want to be me ~ it'd be crazy. And it would all be done without my normally having to cloak myself. I'd even walk down the street during one of the Dragon*Con parades, waving at the onlookers and the news camera. I'd even pose for personal shots, making gangsta signs with my flippers. It would be epic, I say, EPIC. Any self-respecting alien would do the exact same thing.