Mature Serious Survey
Because I'm a mature, serious person.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? Here are questions for the people who are a little older... Copy and paste into your own note, then answer the questions.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Medical bills for care that was not provided.
2. Do you miss being a child?
I was never a child.
3. Chore you hate the most?
Being friendly
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The India Palace back in 1997
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I wouldn't have pretended to be such a good child. I would have stirred the pot more and maybe not allowed folks to take it for granted that I'd be the good, low-maintenance kid.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Fultz
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Laughing
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A singer or a writer
9. How many colleges did you attend?
Three (Wofford, Greenville Tech, and Spartanburg Community College). This doesn't include the Invisible College or the School of Hard Knocks, though.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It has Joker on it asking the Eternal Question: Why so serious?
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They're better than they were this time last years, is all I can say.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn't. Having had been up all night, I was the alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"Man, I wish I could sleep!" and then I proceeded not to.
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Whoopi Goldberg. I think she and I could be fast friends. Of course, I've been wrong about such things in the past, so I'll just settle for dinner.
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Oh yes. The Fast and the Furious-level crashing.
16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer
I'm not able to work, but I am volunteering, just not in the sense this question is probably asked.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
If I can sleep, I'm going to sleep. Period.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ren Hoek
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
If I can't sleep, my favourite thing to do is sit in the pitch black and write whilst listening to music.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
I was born old.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
I like roast beast.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
A raging headache and the urge to kill
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I think it's what it needs to be for whomever wants to participate in such tomfoolery.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I don't care who knows what about my movie-watching habits. People who know me know I have a very bad one, though. Habit, that is.
25. What's your favorite drink?
Cheerwine
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
The length of the list depends upon how large a vehicle I'd be given for the task.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
105.5, as that's where my tuner gets a nice signal for Son of iGor to channel through.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
LOST
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I was directly across from my boss aka The Feudal Mistress, when I still worked. We despised each other with a passion rarely felt in this age of apathy.
31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
Hitting someone over the head? Sadly, no.
32. Last book you finished reading?
The Psychic Vampire Codex by Michelle Belanger (it wasn't a thorough reading; rather, a rehash)
33. Do you have a teddy bear?
Negative
34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
My mouth is a pretty strange place as is. Or do you mean the location in which I found myself whilst brushing my teeth? Uhm... It's not strange, but the circumstances were. I was in the West Country of England brushing my teeth when the ice cream man came tootling by. His music was the theme song from Monty Python's Flying Circus. You get your Nutty Buddies in style in England.
35. Do you go to church?
When asked to sing at lay-led services, I attend the local UU; otherwise, I've been a long-time member of the Church of the Poison Mind.
36. How old are you?
41, soon to be 42.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? Here are questions for the people who are a little older... Copy and paste into your own note, then answer the questions.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Medical bills for care that was not provided.
2. Do you miss being a child?
I was never a child.
3. Chore you hate the most?
Being friendly
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The India Palace back in 1997
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I wouldn't have pretended to be such a good child. I would have stirred the pot more and maybe not allowed folks to take it for granted that I'd be the good, low-maintenance kid.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Fultz
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Laughing
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A singer or a writer
9. How many colleges did you attend?
Three (Wofford, Greenville Tech, and Spartanburg Community College). This doesn't include the Invisible College or the School of Hard Knocks, though.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It has Joker on it asking the Eternal Question: Why so serious?
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They're better than they were this time last years, is all I can say.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn't. Having had been up all night, I was the alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"Man, I wish I could sleep!" and then I proceeded not to.
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Whoopi Goldberg. I think she and I could be fast friends. Of course, I've been wrong about such things in the past, so I'll just settle for dinner.
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Oh yes. The Fast and the Furious-level crashing.
16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer
I'm not able to work, but I am volunteering, just not in the sense this question is probably asked.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
If I can sleep, I'm going to sleep. Period.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ren Hoek
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
If I can't sleep, my favourite thing to do is sit in the pitch black and write whilst listening to music.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
I was born old.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
I like roast beast.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
A raging headache and the urge to kill
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I think it's what it needs to be for whomever wants to participate in such tomfoolery.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I don't care who knows what about my movie-watching habits. People who know me know I have a very bad one, though. Habit, that is.
25. What's your favorite drink?
Cheerwine
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
The length of the list depends upon how large a vehicle I'd be given for the task.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
105.5, as that's where my tuner gets a nice signal for Son of iGor to channel through.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
LOST
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I was directly across from my boss aka The Feudal Mistress, when I still worked. We despised each other with a passion rarely felt in this age of apathy.
31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
Hitting someone over the head? Sadly, no.
32. Last book you finished reading?
The Psychic Vampire Codex by Michelle Belanger (it wasn't a thorough reading; rather, a rehash)
33. Do you have a teddy bear?
Negative
34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
My mouth is a pretty strange place as is. Or do you mean the location in which I found myself whilst brushing my teeth? Uhm... It's not strange, but the circumstances were. I was in the West Country of England brushing my teeth when the ice cream man came tootling by. His music was the theme song from Monty Python's Flying Circus. You get your Nutty Buddies in style in England.
35. Do you go to church?
When asked to sing at lay-led services, I attend the local UU; otherwise, I've been a long-time member of the Church of the Poison Mind.
36. How old are you?
41, soon to be 42.