Mar 27, 2007 23:25
My email to my mother:
Do you teach a unit on space? I saw a really great National Geographic special on the Moon: it's creation, effect on Earth then and now, et cetera.
My mother's reply:
Hello:
I believe the moon is now obsolete.
My reply:
..what?
My mother's reply:
Oh yes . . science has moved on to bigger and better things.
Someone ate all the cheese and the moon was gone.
She broke up with one high school boyfriend because he couldn't see the man in the moon.
What creative reason have you had for ending a relationship?