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You are a swimmer.....
-If whenever you hear an electroic beep, and you instincively jump, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
-If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer (you might also be crazy).
-If jamming a piece of styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
-If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
-If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
-If the phrase "this set with fins" is better than hearing "you just won $1000", you might be a swimmer.
-If you answer, "I dont need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
-If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
-When you learn how to squirt 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
-When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
-When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
-When you go through as much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
-If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
-If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
-If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
-If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
-If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you konw how I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
-If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
-If the phrase "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
-If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
-If your friends don't even callyou anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
-If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
-If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
-If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
-If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
-If you cut yourself every time you shave because you only doe it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a swimmer.
-If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer
10 reasons y u should date a swimmer
1. We only do it in the water.
2. We know all the strokes.
3. We love going fast.
4. We are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. We are experts at putting rubbers on our heads, and can cap it fast.
8. We are use to taking in large amounts of fluid.
9. We are firm believers that practice will make you better, and will do it at any time: day or night.
10. We are use to doing things again and again, 'til we can't go on any longer.
-If whenever you hear an electroic beep, and you instincively jump, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
-If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer (you might also be crazy).
-If jamming a piece of styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
-If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
-If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
-If the phrase "this set with fins" is better than hearing "you just won $1000", you might be a swimmer.
-If you answer, "I dont need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
-If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
-When you learn how to squirt 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
-When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
-When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
-When you go through as much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
-If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
-If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
-If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
-If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
-If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you konw how I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
-If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
-If the phrase "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
-If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
-If your friends don't even callyou anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
-If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
-If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
-If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
-If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
-If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
-If you cut yourself every time you shave because you only doe it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a swimmer.
-If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer
10 reasons y u should date a swimmer
1. We only do it in the water.
2. We know all the strokes.
3. We love going fast.
4. We are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. We are experts at putting rubbers on our heads, and can cap it fast.
8. We are use to taking in large amounts of fluid.
9. We are firm believers that practice will make you better, and will do it at any time: day or night.
10. We are use to doing things again and again, 'til we can't go on any longer.